~Uno headcanons~

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sorry for the little lack of one shots I promise I'm gonna start working on another soon but I've had a few requests so comment if y'all would rather I put out a Vi/Reader first or another Jinx/Reader ! <3

Jinx

-literally the "everyone has Uno dipshit" kind of person
-loves playing with people who are sore losers
-it gives her a good laugh when they get mad
-plus she likes the practice for when she plays against you

-wins every time
-she didn't understand how to play at first
-but once she learned she dominated every round each time

-hates when she has to put down a +2 or +4 before you
-she always leans over and hugs you when she has to
-"Im sorry doll it's my only card"
-she secretly gets a peek at your cards when she does so though

-she tries to let you win, or at least not humiliatingly lose
-she's always the one to yell out uno before the person who actually has uno can, so they have to draw 2 cards
-after getting a look at your cards if someone puts down a wild card as tries to suggest a color she knows you don't have she'll make a neck slicing motion with her hand and glare at them until they pick a different color

-Silco could not care less about the game but he plays it to make you and Jinx happy
-He'll literally be filling out or looking over papers and documents when Jinx is shouting at him
-"You have to draw 4!"
-he just looks up from his clipboard and his looks at his cards before sighing
-"oh great"
-he had about half the deck before he realized Jinx was just saying he had to draw each time when he really didn't have to

Vi
-Doesn't actually play to really win
- somehow she always does though
-she just participates to make you happy

-loves letting you sit in her lap while you play
-her arms always stay wrapped tight around your waist and her head resting on your shoulder the whole game
-except for when she has to cast her card
-Mylo makes a huge fuss about it

-"Hey she can't sit there! You're cheating looking at each other's cards!"
-Vi gave him the dumbest look
-why would she be looking at your cards when she could be teasing you instead?
-"Mylo I literally could not care less about this card game."

-She loves to shuffle the cards just to see you get flustered when she does certain card tricks
-she knows you're always watching her hands when she does them
-shuffles them thoroughly and fairly so they can't accuse her of cheating again

-Will literally beat someone's ass if they try to make you draw from a +2 or +4
-one time Cait had tried to use a +2 on Mylo but he added another on top and then Claggor added another which would've made you draw 6 had Vi not slipped you one of her +2 cards
-she didn't care that she had to draw 8 as long as you were enjoying the game 

Caitlyn

-Doesn't know a damn thing
-keeps showing you her cards the whole game
-"Darling what does this card mean?"
-Jayce accuses her of cheating
-tbh she wouldn't even understand the game enough to even be able to cheat.

-she actually reads through the entire instructions booklet
-is never fast enough to call her uno out before Vi calls it first
-she likes to say she let you win when she literally comes in dead last
-one game she literally had 18 cards within 2 minutes of starting

-is always the one fixing the stack in the middle to be straight and even
-has to have the cards reshuffled every 5 minutes because of how many times she has to draw cards
-the only time she won a game was because she had been down to 2 cards and Jayce and Vi had gotten in an argument about the rules when she had said uno
-she had hidden her card under the table and when it was her turn again she dropped her card down stating how she won

-don't be fooled though it's not as if she's bad at card games
-she's great at gambling,poker,blackjack, and texas hold em
-she just doesn't like generic card games with confusing rules
-she's amazing at board games though
-fucking CLEARS everyone in monopoly

-speaking of her gambling skills sometimes she'll recommend strip poker when you ask her to play a game with you
-the first time she asked to play it you didn't know how good she was
-you learned to never try to challenge her at poker ever again after she had you losing 5 rounds in a row

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sorry for the short headcanon update I'm gonna try and update with a couple one shots definitely this week ! :))

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