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𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸

nsfw warning,, i'll put this ⚠️ before hand though if you wanna read the cute part lmao

- don't do this, do not  do this to himm! poor guy has been secretly waiting for this moment for a while now. let's say you've been dating for a few years now, and you haven't had the talk yet.. the baby talk. so he's been kinda expecting it for a few weeks now, peter would love to have a child. some people think he wouldn't like children but i disagree, peter loves kids and wants one of his own. 

- you've had this prank in mind for an long time, you had been debating to do this for months.. but you were unsure if this would cross the line, but you decided to do it anyway. you walked into the living room to find peter sitting on the couch scrolling on his phone, you held in your laugher as you knew what was coming and he didn't.

"peter.." you stated serously, your hands intervowen with eachother as you looked over at him. he placed his phone down onto the couch cusion quickly, before looking over at you.

"i want a baby." 

- his face is priceless, it's a mix between shock and confusion with a little bit of fear in there. his mouth was open and his eyebrows were furrowed, he was unsure how to respond. until you opened your mouth and added another layer of shock..

"right now." you placed your hands on his shoulders while looking into his eyes.

- he was about to pass out, meanwhile you could barley hold in your laughter. biting the inside of your lip as a desperate attempt to keep the growing amusement inside, when he finally got himself together enough to speak it was alot of stuttering, coughing, and nervous laughter.

"w-wow this is very.. sudden don't you think.. not that i-i don't want to!! it's just—"

- you started laughing, extremely loud.. he was so confused, unsure if you were laughing at him or laughing at something else. then you told him it was a prank, let's just say he wasn't as amused as you were. he got up and left the house, yes you heard me. he left the house without saying a word, you had to chase after him in your socks down the sidewalk. literally begging him to come inside, receiving some weird stares from your neighbors.

- he finally stopped walking the streets with his arms crossed and a pouty face, and agreed to come inside. he still wasn't talking to you though, no matter how many kisses and apologizes you sent his way he was not getting over it. 

- he made dinner, and aggressively  handed you a plate. he didn't even eat with you, he eat in your shared bedroom with the door locked!! when it was time for bed you knocked on the door a few times and he didn't answer, you had to beg your way into your own bedroom.

"peter i'm sorry, i won't do it again! i swear."

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- if and when he let's you in, expect to get fucked  like seriously he's not gonna let you get away with that. he's gonna make it look like he forgave you and got over it but he didn't and he's not gonna get over it until he's had his way with you, when he gets the chace he's gonna pin you down and seriously fuck the shit out of you. 

- im talking full blown tears, begging, scratching, screaming, choking, he might even slap you. he is gonna let the whole neighborhood know how good he fucks you, and if you don't scream loud enough he'll stop and make you beg for him to keep going.. oh you came? to bad he's not stopping. not until you've learned your lesson of course, that's when he'll stop and run you a nice warm bath before the two of you fall asleep. 

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a/n ; if you prank peter your basically pranking yourself, don't do it it's not worth it lmao. also this wasn't proof read so ignore any errors or grammar mistakes :)