🌪️Cyclone: If you do decide to leave, you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included.
🍃Thorn: Here at Pulau Rintis Airlines, we like to keep up with the latest fashion trends!✨😉
🔥Blaze: In the event this flight becomes a cruise, all of you lucky people will get your own itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini beneath your seat!✨😏
🔥Blaze: Minus the itsy bitsy and you get no polka dots...😅
🍃Thorn: Once you're outside the aircraft, pull down sharply on the red tab that's on the front of your so-called yellow bikini.
🌪️Cyclone: Or for those of you who love to make life difficult, you can blow on that red tube near your shoulder to blow... I mean inflate.😅
🔥Blaze: The beautiful bikini is equipped with a water activated light.
🌪️Cyclone: How in the world that works, we have no idea.😅
🍃Thorn: So if you figure it out, please do let us know!☺️
🔥Blaze: And if by chance yours does NOT inflate...😈
🍃Thorn: Well, grab your neighbor and hold on for dear life.🥱
🌪️Cyclone: The location and use of life vest for your child that shows the most potential is located in the safety information card.😋
🍃Thorn: If needed due to a loss of cabin pressure, four oxygen masks will drop from the compartment over your head.✨
🔥Blaze: Ignore those and grab your nearest flight attendant to get some air.👌
🔥Blaze: *chuckles* I'm just kidding... *sobs* I'm so lonely.💧
🍃Thorn: Once you've stopped screaming, place that mask over your nose and your mouth.✨
🌪️Cyclone: To adjust, pull on the elastic tabs on either side.
🔥Blaze: Make sure to adjust your own mask before assisting your favorite child, another passenger or your husband who is definitely screaming louder than you are.✨
🌪️Cyclone: And let's be honest, only those of you who paid the extra 209.13 ringgit get any oxygen.🙂
🍃Thorn: Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft.
🔥Blaze: Unless you're like me and you're smoking hot.😏✨
🌪️Cyclone: Thank you so much for your attention, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight.
🍃Thorn: And for those of you who didn't give us your full attention... good luck.~😈
- The other elements along with their other friends are amongst the passengers.
⛰️Quake: Those embarrassing brats...🙂💢
⚡Thunder&☀️Solar's mind: That narcissistic Blaze...💢💢💢
❄️Ice: *Sleeping*💤
💛Ying: *Holding the so-called yellow bikini* This isn't even a bikini-
💓Yaya: *feeling somewhat proud of the trouble trio*
💜Fang: *Didn't bother paying attention*
💚Gopal: *Already eating the cookies he bought from a flight attendant*
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Oneshots, Memes & Short Stories | Boboiboy & Friends
Random!𝐉𝐔ST F𝐎𝐑 𝐅U𝐍! Just memes, incorrect quotes, oneshots and short stories with Boboiboy and friends.
