Spidermen group chat

Meeting the wifey

Peter #2 created a new chat
Peter #2 added Peter #1
Peter #2 added Peter #3
Peter #2 added Mary Jane Watson
Mary Jane Watson changed their name to Mary Jane
Peter #2 changed group name to meeting my wife

Peter #2: Peter, Peter, I'd like you to finally meet my wife Mary Jane!

Mary Jane: hi peters?

Peter #1: u didn't tell us u married her

Peter #3: good 4 u bro

Mary Jane: this is so weird

Peter #3: we thought so too but now it makes perfect sense

Mary Jane: it does?

Peter #3: nah. No. I'm still confused.

Peter #1: it's so wonderful to meet you!

Mary Jane: same, my Peter talks a lot about you

Peter #3: all good things I presume 😌

Mary Jane: mostly yes

Peter #1: what do you mean mostly? 🤨

Peter #3: have you been chatting shit about us, peter #2?

Peter #1: he asked you a question, Peter #2, got something to hide?

Peter #2: it's not like that!

Mary Jane: I know what you mean when you say they're dramatic

Peter #1: DRAMATIC?!?!?

Peter #3: THE AUDACITY-

Peter #1: okay so I hear it now BUT that does not give you the right to chat sh** about us!

Peter #2: I didn't!

Peter #3: did you just censor shit?

Peter #1: yes I did, Aunt may didn't like me using vulgar language so I'm respecting her wishes in death like a good nephew would

Peter #3: you are so inspiring *raises hand to heart*

Peter #1: thanks spider-bro 👊

Peter #3: ofc spider-bro 👊

Mary Jane: you're aware you just typed an action, right?

Peter #3: got a problem with that?

Peter #1: yeah, got a problem with that?

Mary Jane: not at all, I was just wondering if you were aware..

Peter #3: well I was- I am aware, thank you very much

Peter #2: stop trying to intimidate her guys, you're just embarrassing yourselves

Peter #1: great! So now we're embarrassments to you!

Peter #2: what? Stop twisting my words!

Peter #3: so Mary Jane, what is your intention with our spider-brother?

Mary Jane: my intention?

Peter #2: we're married!

Peter #1: that's no excuse!

Peter #2: I think it's a pretty BIG EXCUSE actually

Peter #3: I disagree

Peter #2: you disagree? Let's meet your girlfriend then!

Peter #3: my girlfriend?