Spidermen group chat

Battle scars

This chapter was suggested by FogHat2001

_____. _____. ____. Spider-squad

Peter #3: good morning everyone!

Peter #1: morning? It's 5 in the afternoon

Peter #3: yeah Ik I just wanted to see if we had different time zones

Peter #2: we're in different universes not countries!

Gwen: 🤦‍♀️

Peter #3: how am I supposed to know all the times in the multiverse?!?! We have no proof the times are the same or different

Ned: he's got a point ngl

Mj: how did we get here again?

Mary Jane: I ask myself that question every day..

Peter #1: aw man I just got a paper cut from my homework! Damn it!

Peter #2: speaking of wounds, what are your guy's worst injuries?

Peter #1: well I had a pretty nasty hit to my upper back and shoulder. Yeah Happy had to give me stitches and I didn't even have any numbing cream!

Peter #2: impressive!

Mary Jane: so impressive..

Gwen: and he didn't even get a sticker

Mj: or a lollipop.. what a brave little soldier 😆

Peter #3: ur injury is pathetic compared to mine! I was brutally struck across the chest by the lizard's razor sharp claws.. it was a miracle I survived. I still have the scars.

Peter #1: ur so brave..

Gwen: please, they cleared up ages ago!

Peter #3: they're still there on the inside ✊

Ned: ur a true inspiration 🥺

Mj: drama queen alert

Mary Jane: I know right

Peter #3: my injury was the worst of all.. I fell of a tall building and hit my back on a car

Gwen: been there, done that

Peter #3: seriously? We're still talking about that?

Gwen: yes.

Mj: 👀

Ned: you've all been through so much 😔

Peter #1: price if the job ig

Peter #3: it would be cooler if we got paid

Peter #2: I had a parade in my honour once

Mary Jane: yeah when u kissed that skank Gwen Stacy

Gwen: eXcUsE yOu-

Peter #3: yeah, ExCuSe YoU-

Mary Jane: not u obviously, the other one in my universe

Gwen: idfc, u come after one Gwen Stacy, another Gwen will defend her

Peter #3: doesn't matter because we still haven't decided who has been injured the worst (it's obviously me)

Peter #2: you? It's obviously me!

Peter #1: no me!

Peter #1: I had my..uhh.. arm ripped off!

Peter #1: yeah my arm was tragically ripped from my body by the evil mysterio

Peter #2: ur arm was ripped off. Really. Because I'm not convinced

Mary Jane: is that really the best u could come up with?

Peter #3: pfttt if your arm were truly ripped off then why do you have TWO arms, eh? Explain that, eh? Eh!

Gwen: stop saying 'eh'

Peter #1: there are very talented surgeons who can reattach arms these days. EVERYONE knows that PETER 3

Mj: this is ridiculous 🤦‍♀️

Ned: I know!

Ned: ...

Ned: I can't believe Pete didn't tell me his arm was ripped off!

Mj: ur kidding right?

Ned: why would I be kidding? 🤨

Mj: smh

Mary Jane : none of this even matters

Gwen : you've all suffered, congratulations

Gwen: I mean I died so that makes ME the winner of this little competition 😌

Peter #1: ...

Peter #2: ....

Peter #3: .....

Peter #1: well you can't argue with logic

Peter #2: ain't that the truth

Peter #3: well done Gwen 😚

Mary Jane: unbelievable

Mj: ridiculous

Gwen: 🙌 preach my sistahs