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Ned: I think I'm pregnant..
Peter #1: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE! 🥳
Mj: and I'm gonna be an aunt 🥰
Gwen: congrats ig
Peter #2: that's awesome! I just love kids
Peter #3: alright pedo
Mj: omg do not let Peter 2 near the child, Ned
Peter #2: FUCK U YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AGHHHHHH
Peter #3: who's da baby daddy?
Ned: ur mom
Peter #3: but my mom is dead
Gwen: deader than my social life
Mary Jane: ur not pregnant, Ned
Ned: says who?
Mary Jane: biology.
Ned: FUCK U MARY JANE U DON'T KNOW ME
Peter #3: I think the pregnancy hormones have kicked in
Peter #1: you feeling nauseous?
Ned: yes.
Mj: omg we need a baby shower
Mary Jane: r u all serious?
Mj: deadly
Peter #1: as deadly as Mj's cooking
Mj: YOU WANNA GO BITCH?!?!
Peter #1: BRING IT ON!
Mj: 😘
Peter #1: 🥰
Ned: ummm back to me pls
Gwen: we 👏 need 👏names 👏 people 👏
Peter #3: how about Tarquinius?
Ned: IT'S PERFECT
Peter #1: we're gonna be one big happy spider family!
Peter #3: yeah! Peter 2, you're gonna make an amazing great grandpa
Peter #2: yeah how about fuck you 🖕
Ned: lAnGuAgE!
Mj: okay Steve Rogers-
Ned: we have to be better for the baby!
Gwen: that means no more sex jokes, Pete
Peter #3: but..but..
Gwen: NO BUTS
Peter #1: hehehe butts
Mary Jane: what are you? 5?
Peter #2: OI! Don't talk to my son like that!
Mary Jane: I'm your wife!
Peter #2: sons before nuns
Mary Jane: I'm not a nun
Mj: pahahaha imagine her as a nun
Gwen: she's too slaggy for that
Mary Jane: I HATE YOU ALL
MARY JANE LOGGED OFF
Gwen: WE'RE FREE!
Mj: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peter #3: HALLELUJAH!
Peter #1: HOSANNA PRAISE THE LORD
Ned: she was such a bad influence on my child
Peter #2: what cravings you got?
Ned: I want peanut butter on celery
Peter #1: dats nasty dude
Ned: idfc it's what I want
Peter #3: I'm so excited
Gwen: this calls for a celebration!
Peter #3: a toast to Ned! May this baby bring you happiness!
Mj: to Ned!
Peter #2: to Ned!
Peter #1: to Ned!
Gwen: to Ned!
Ned: aw, thanks guys!
Mj: ...
Mj: guys...
Mj: I think we're high
Peter #3: yah
Gwen: I think so
Peter #2: that seems more likely, yes
Ned: I'm not pregnant..
Peter #1: I'm not gonna be an uncle 😔
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES
