Spidermen group chat

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Peter #1: CLOTHES?

Ned: check ✔️

Peter #1: TOOTHBRUSHES?

Ned: check ✔️

Peter #1: SNACKS AND DRINKS?

Ned: check and check ✔️✔️

Peter #1: AMAZING PLAYLIST?

Ned: hella check ✔️

Peter #1: oh did you pack the matching onesies?

Ned: duh ofc

Peter #2: I don't mean to ask but..

Peter #3: wtf u guys doing?

Ned: we're fleeing the country

Gwen: ok?

Mj: spending a weekend at your uncles isn't "fleeing the country', Ned 🤦‍♀️

Peter #2: sounds nice, I could do with a relaxing trip away

Peter #3: we all could

Gwen: ain't that the truth

Mj: it would be relaxing if I wasn't stuck with those two

Peter #1: don't act like you don't just adore our company

Peter #2: where you going?

Ned: VEGAS BABY

Peter #1: CUZ I BE BROKE

Mj: haha

Peter #1: lemme borrow twenty dollars

Peter #3: oh I am great at poker

Peter #2: sure you are

Gwen: he actually is

Peter #3: yeah I've been kicked out of many casinos for playing TOO well

Peter #3: I'm like nah bro I'm just that good

Gwen: they never believe it tho

Peter #3: oh well plenty of others

Gwen: let's go Vegas, Pete! I wanna get drunk and party all night

Peter #3: sounds like a plan

Peter #1: hold up, u can't copy us!

Peter #3: bitch I came before you, everything u do is a giant copy of me

Peter #2: you're one to talk! Are we forgetting who here is the original Spider-Man?

Peter #3: yes peter 2, we get it, ur OLD

Mj: hey Pete 2? Where is Mary Jane?

Peter #2: she's taking a girls trip away

Peter #3: she's probably cheating on you

Gwen: Peter! That's not a very nice thing to say, it may be true but it's not nice

Peter #2: she's not cheating on me!

Mj: she's a bit of a skank tho,  isn't she?

Peter #2: no! She loves me! She's not cheating!

Ned: do we know that for certain?

Peter #1: the answer is no

Gwen: and she does have history for cheating on you

Mj: *cough* Harry Osborn *cough*

Peter #3: we're just trying to look out for you

Peter #2: no.. it can't be..

Peter #1: truth hurts bro

Ned: back-back- backstabber

Peter #1: stabber, stabber

Mj: stop singing Kesha

Ned: WE'LL NEVER STOP SINGING! NEVER!

Peter #1: MUAHAHAHAHA

Peter #3: you know, I have such a lovely singing voice

Gwen: you do, voice like an angel

Peter #3: and I'm a great pianist

Peter #3: and I can dance.. such a beautiful dancer I am

Peter #2: what can't you do?!?!

Peter #3: touch my nose with my tongue

Peter #3: it's a real shame actually

Peter #2: I was being sarcastic but okay

Peter #1: lol I can do that

Mj: my peter and Ned we better be going now

Mj logged off

Ned: byeeeeeeeeeeeee

Peter #1: ttyl

Peter #1 logged off
Ned logged off

Gwen: I have to go pack!

Peter #3: I'll join u

Peter #3 logged off
Gwen logged off

Peter #2: fuck it

Peter #2: I'll go to Vegas.