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Peter #1: FUCK YOU!
Gwen: good morning to you too
Mary Jane: wow
Peter #2: alright.
Peter #2: who taught my son to swear?
Peter #3: that would be me 🙋🏻♂️
Mj: FUCK YOU HARDER!
Gwen: are they aware how dirty this sounds?
Mary Jane: bigger question! Why are they fighting?!?
Peter #1: FUCK YOU HARDER YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Mary Jane: damn baby Pete
Peter #3: if I had water in my mouth rn I would do a spit take
Peter #2: that's it! WHERE'S THE DAMN SOAP?
Gwen: I can't be the only one thinking this is like their mating ritual or something?
Peter #2: where's Ned? He could provide some answers
Mj: I'M THE MOTHER FUCKER? SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
Mary Jane: can't they do this on their private chat?
Peter #3: why'd you want that? This shit is entertaining
Peter #2: ur such a bad influence
Peter #3: eXcUsE mE?
Gwen: like you didn't know
Peter #3: touché
Peter #1: SCREW YOU STOP BEING AN OVERREACTING BITCH FACE!
Mj: UR THE ONE CHEATING ON ME WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANGELICA BITCH?!?!
Gwen: 👁👄👁
Peter #3: eLiZA aNd pEgGy
Peter #3: tHE sChuYlEr sIsTErS 👯♀️
Gwen: stop it. Get some help.
Peter #2: I don't understand
Peter #3: you wouldn't, grandpa
Mary Jane: I do! Y'know I was casted as an understudy for Eliza
Peter #3: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES
Gwen: *cough* no one *cough*
Mary Jane has logged off
Gwen: the trash has taken itself out 😌
Peter #2: ur so mean
Peter #3: I always knew there was a reason I love you 😘
Gwen: 🥰
Peter #1: WERE JUST FRIENDS!!!
Peter #3: Adrien Agreste who?
Peter #2: I still don't understand..
Peter #3: God, what do you do all day? Watch paint dry? That seems right up ur alley
Peter #2: ha ha so funny
Gwen: my guy just quoted Adrien after saying he doesn't understand
Peter #3: Peter 2 secret cat noir simp?
Peter #2: beg ur pardon?
Mj: JUST FRIENDS MY ASS!
Gwen: alright enough! Why are you fighting?
Peter #1: oh we just wanted to see how you'd react
Mj: yeah lol
Peter #1: although it appears you don't really care
Mj: yeah you guys have the shittiest attention span in the history of attention spans
Peter #2: that's not my fault! It's all Peter 3!
Peter #3: bitch rude! Kinda true tho tbh
Gwen: where's Ned in all of this?
Ned: I had to sit it out
Peter #2: why?
Ned: I'm a bad liar
Peter #3: but it's over text?
Ned: well..
Ned: ......
Ned: SHUT UP
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES
