After watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun
I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well
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Peter #2: hey can you get me my special cream while you're out
Peter #1: special cream?
Peter #2: shit..
Peter #2: that was meant for Mary Jane...
Peter #3: special cream? oh? Do tell.
Peter #2: it's none of your business!
Ned: sus
Mj:
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Peter #2: can we drop it please?
Peter #3: no can do Pete
Peter #1: yeah you can't just drop something like that not explain it
Ned: we won't tell a soul!
Mj: not that we have people to talk to anyway
Peter #1: fair point
Mary Jane: just tell them for Gods sake! It's not even a big deal!
Peter #2: Mj! It is a big deal and I don't want to talk about it
Peter #1: tell us Mary Jane!
Peter #3: give the people what they want!
Mary Jane: calm down it's just cream for his back
Peter #1: oh
Ned: is that it?
Mj: kinda disappointing ngl
Peter #3: I thought it was for something wayyyyyyyyy different
Peter #2: you disgust me.
Peter #3: meh
Mary Jane: anyway I thought you said your back is feeling much better?
Peter #2: yeah it is because of Peter 3 actually
Peter #2: thanks for cracking my back bro
Gwen: yeah he's good at cracking backs...
Peter #3: ...
Ned: straight up SAVAGE
Mj: Gwen be coming for you Peter 3
Peter #2: yeah yeah you got BURNED
Mary Jane: umm
Peter #1: no. Stop. Take a minute. Think about what you just did. No.
Peter #3: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Peter #3: y'know you let your girlfriend fall do her death ONE TIME and they hold it against you forever!
Peter #1: it's not good enough
Peter #3: shut up Peter 1, I saved ur girl while u were to busy playing with the goblin! And AT LEAST MY AUNT MAY IS ALIVE
Peter #1: how DARE you
Peter #3: yeah I dare
Peter #2: little harsh Pete 3
Peter #3: oh u can shut up as well! U had a freaken emo phase were u were a little bitch to Everyone
Ned: I believe we've hit a nerve
Peter #3: ISTG
Gwen: Peter 3 stop being angry
Peter #3: fine. Ok. Fine!
Gwen: thank you x
Mj: miracle worker?
Ned: magician?
Gwen: nah you've just gotta be firm, try it
Mj: okay
Mj: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER
Peter #2: oh MY GOD!
Peter #3: is she talking to me? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?!
Peter #1: DON'T PANIC! I REPEAT DON'T PANIC!
Mj: holy shit ur right it works
Gwen: told ya
Peter #2: you scared the web out of me
Peter #1: it's not nice to scare people
Peter #3: yeah! We have rights!
Gwen: you do, do u?
Peter #3: well I mean.. yes?
Gwen: yes?
Peter #1: no? No.
Gwen: good answer
Mary Jane: ur peters are so weird
Mj: what you saying about my Peter?
Gwen: FIGHT ME BITCH
Mary Jane: calm down!
Mj: yeah you'd love that, wouldn't you?
Gwen: you mess with our peters, u mess with us
Peter #1: proud bf moment
Peter #3: so proud 😩
Peter #2: pls don't let ur girlfriends kill my wife
Peter #3: no can do Petey
Peter #1: yeah who do you think we are? Do you think we tell them what to do?
Peter #3: had no clue u were like that
Peter #1: shame on you
Peter #3: SHAME ON U
Peter #2: I'm so done with you guys ganging up on me
Ned changed Peter #1's name Ned changed Peter #2's name Ned changed Peter #3's name Ned changed Mj's name Ned changed Mary Jane's name Ned changed Gwen's name Ned changed his own name
GuyInTheChair💻😎: heheheh
GuyInTheChair💻😎: guess the names if you dare MUAHAHAHAHA
✨Spider-HAIR✨: Ned's villain origin story
BlondeBadass🧪🪦: that's my Peter 😑
BlondeBadass🧪🪦: I also don't appreciate the coffin
TheOLDone👴🏻🤓: IM NOT OLD GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME
✨Spider-HAIR✨: well we don't have to guess who that one is
