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Saturday 8:09 am
contact: xxx xxxx xxxx | [1] messages

xxx xxxx xxxx: did you ever get your pizza

me: yes, thanks for asking

xxx xxxx xxxx: you're welcome

xxx xxxx xxxx: so...

me: what

xxx xxxx xxxx: are you like a 50 year old man or someting

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: oh... like a teenager?

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: ooo guessing games, love em

xxx xxxx xxxx: 12

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: 20?

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: then what.

me: i'm 28

xxx xxxx xxxx: oh, not bad

me: you?

xxx xxxx xxxx: aye aye aye

xxx xxxx xxxx: the giver does not receive

me: what?

xxx xxxx xxxx: well on your birthday, do you give someone else gifts?

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: exactly

me: whatever

xxx xxxx xxxx: so mr 28

xxx xxxx xxxx: did you eat all that pizza by yourself?

xxx xxxx xxxx: or did you share it

me: ate it all by myself

xxx xxxx xxxx: damn, i cant even get through ten hot chips without feeling full

me: unfortunate

xxx xxxx xxxx: it is

xxx xxxx xxxx: well i gotta go, it was nice chatting to you mr 28

me: bye

xxx xxxx xxxx: byeeee

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