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Saturday 3:46 pm
contact: xxx xxxx xxxx | [1] messages

xxx xxxx xxxx: ayo, mr worldwide

me: um what

xxx xxxx xxxx: whatcha doin

me: nothing, why did you call me that?

xxx xxxx xxxx: coz pit bull yk?

xxx xxxx xxxx: mr 305

me: oh

xxx xxxx xxxx: did i hit a nerve?

me: no it's just a nickname my friend uses, kinda dumb really

xxx xxxx xxxx: why, coz he's like famous or someting?

me: huh

xxx xxxx xxxx: yo is he acTual?!

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: oh, pre cool nickname tho 😎

me: not it's not

xxx xxxx xxxx: yea it is, imagine your nickname being that of the same as the sexy mr pit

me: you're weird

xxx xxxx xxxx: he hot

xxx xxxx xxxx:

me: i didn't need to see him

xxx xxxx xxxx: aye yk, older guys are hot if yk what i mean

me: i don't

xxx xxxx xxxx: well yk yk

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: you might be hot too coz you're old

me: i'm not old

me: are you? comparing me to the age of pit bull?

xxx xxxx xxxx: well maybe

me: i'm not 40

xxx xxxx xxxx: yea but 28... 40?

xxx xxxx xxxx: 2+2 is 4 and 8+2 is 10 so...

xxx xxxx xxxx: 4 x 10 = 40

me: wtf

xxx xxxx xxxx: quick math

me: i hate you

xxx xxxx xxxx: sorry mr 28

me: why is that my name

xxx xxxx xxxx: coz it's fun

xxx xxxx xxxx: ooo what's mine

me: nothing

xxx xxxx xxxx: what why

me: coz

xxx xxxx xxxx: ooo make mine hottie

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: what about pretty

me: no

xxx xxxx xxxx: well something

me: how about annoying

xxx xxxx xxxx: oh

xxx xxxx xxxx: well i mean sure, it's something

me: ok

xxx xxxx xxxx: so did you change it?

me: yes.

xxx xxxx xxxx: oooo goodie!!!

xxx xxxx xxxx: whatcha doin

me: nothing

xxx xxxx xxxx: wow that's pretty boring

me: i like boring

xxx xxxx xxxx: but boring is boring

me: exactly, boring is easy

xxx xxxx xxxx: that's not how you get through life

me: yes it is

me: bye

xxx xxxx xxxx: where you goin

me: out

xxx xxxx xxxx: i love going to the out

xxx xxxx xxxx: the out is good yk

me: be quiet

xxx xxxx xxxx: right