Grumpy gremlin needs shy sloth boyfriend

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Hey yall welcome back to my book ill be continuing this book since February is over. Let's start and this is chatfic 

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Boballs: I really need a boyfriend real time..

Helmet bitch: So im nothing to you.

Boballs: WHAT NO WAIT HOW ARE YOU HERE???

Bob: Youre a dumbass furball this is the group chat for all of us stoopid.

Boballs: you stupid as hell

Bob: why the fuc are you even saying that Bobal you be lonely ayyyyy? 😳

 Boballs: stfu bitch

Helmet bitch: Bobal dont dodge the question why did you say that in chat cmon im here waiting

Boshitass: What the heck did i just come to see like literall notifs going crazy on my phone.

Boballs: why do you care Bosip i need you to get youre dymb botfriend and go with him out or something anything.

Boshitass: Did you forget it's like 20 degrees Celsius outside it's hot like the amazon.

Boballs: then got to youre shark form and go with Bob to the sea and make an oxygen bubble or whatever for him to make him breathe and survive there and explore the coral reefs.

Boshitass: that is a good idea but the ocean is quite warmer then usual.

Boballs: idc if youre turning to seafood just do something with Bob so that he will stop making the notifs go crazy,

Bob: FUCK YOU BOBAL ILL BE HERE NO MATTeR WhhhAAT

Boshitass: Bob In my room now.

Boballs: FiNALLY THANK YOU 

Helmet bitch: answer my question im not done with you.

Boballs: how do i private chat again

Bob: hahahahahah Boballs is a dumb bitch

Ufo: Uhm guys why is Bobal marching down in the kitchen with a frying pan?

Ufo: what the heck. 

Ufo: what is going on.

Helmet bitch: wait a frying pan?

Bob: Hehddjdkd,dldkejsh7hbiHIGYUFFHIbHIfddJJJFTSJWWKMANUHELPNN

Child: GUYS BOBA!L IS SMACKING BOB WITH A PAN

Helmet bitch: oh dear.

Child: Boder is trying to pull him away but he turned into his small hedgehog form and won't stop spinning until he's dizzy

Child: Bofo just grabbed the pan nd outted it in a safe-

Boshitass: okay ill get this

Helmet birch: since whne did we have a safe-

Boshitass: not the time Bobot Bobal knocked Bob out already and Boder is caging him in his large hands.

Helmet bitch: ...

Helmet bitch: ill go get him.

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