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Guido Mania 2

Chapter Seven: Guido Mania 2

Thanks to Zack, the roommates participated in "Guido Mania." The epic brawl featured a rematch between Ronpage and The Situation some ten years in the making.

But the real winner of Guido Mania was Jenni's son Greyson. In the end, he took the stage to take down Carpinello and hoist up the champion belt his sister, Meilani, hand-crafted for him.

There's yet another couple's meal, and Saffire is introduced to the roommates.

"Nice to meet all of you," Saffire said.

Ronnie introduced Saffire to everyone.

Then they took their seats next to me.

"Oh, don't be nervous," Deena said.

"We're excited to meet you," Pauly said.

"Well, I was excited to meet you guys too," Saffire said.

"Well, cheers to the new happy couple," Mike shed as he raised his cup.

"Yes, thank you," Saffire said.

"Cheers," Everyone said together.

"Thank you, guys," Ronnie said.

Ronnie smiled.

"I mean, Chris, why don't you have some pineapple, so your [bleep] for Angelina?" Vinny asked Chris.

I shook my head.

"Oh, my God," Jenni said.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Angelina asked Vinny.

Then Vinny and Angelina start going back and forth, and I just tune them out while eating my breakfast and texting Ryan.

Then Pauly jumps in, and everyone is talking about Angelina's vagina.

Deena changes the conversation to Ronnie and Saffire.

"So, where did you guys meet?" Lauren asked.

"We heard this story from Ron. We need your version," I said.

"We met in Miami actually," Saffire said.

"Ooh, We want to know how," Pauly said.

"So I was sitting with my friends in the booth, and he just sat, like, next to us randomly," Saffire said.

"Really?" Angelina asked.

"I was like, "Why is he sitting here?" I go, "This is a girls' dinner." Like--" Saffire replied.

"He sat with all the girls?" Angelina asked.

"Yeah," Saffire answered.

"Oh, my God. Ron. Look at you," Pauly said.

"Okay, Rico Suave," Vinny said.

"What was his--what was his pickup line?" Mike asked.

"Yeah. There was no pickup line," Saffire answered.

Everyone laughs.

"What?" Ronnie asked.

Vinny starts copying Ronnie's voice.

"Hi, I'm Ronnie. I like you now," Vinny said.

"It's pretty cool 'cause a lot of people meet through social media and stuff. So like, we met at dinner; it's a kind of cute story," Saffire said.

"Yeah," Mike said.

"Even though he was lap dancing on top of my friend," Saffire said.

"Oh!" Everyone said, surprised.