Here's a small filler chapter because the next chapter hasn't even come out yet (;¬_¬)
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(Y/N): They stole from me first!
Yuji: Mhm.
(Y/N): Stole my heart...
Sukuna: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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(Y/N): Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Satoru: (Y/N), you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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(Y/N): petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Sukuna: Wednesay
(Y/N): Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Megumi : Why are (Y/N) and Yuji sitting with their backs to each other?
Nobara: They had a fight.
Megumi : Then why are they holding hands?
Nobara: They get sad when they fight.
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(Y/N): I'm an idiot.
Maki:
Toge :
Panda:
Yuta:
(Y/N):
Maki: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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(Y/N): Change is inedible.
Maki: Don't you mean inevitable?
(Y/N), spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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(Y/N): Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Yuji: Twelve, actually.
(Y/N): Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Yuji: Yours!
(Y/N): That's right: no one's.
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(Y/N): What's up guys? I'm back.
Megumi: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
(Y/N): Death is a social construct.
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(Y/N), watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Sukuna: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a [⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️]
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(Y/N): I'm a reverse necromancer.
Sukuna: Isn't that just killing people?
(Y/N): Ah, technicality.
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(Y/N): *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Nobara: What did you do?
(Y/N): Nobody died.
Nobara: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Nobara: This is a mistake
(Y/N), enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Nobara: But not today
(Y/N), still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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(Y/N), addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Megumi: But – that's just a trash can.
(Y/N): It sure is!
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(Y/N): Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Megumi: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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(Y/N): I'm going to take you out
Satoru: great, it's a date!
(Y/N): I meant that as a threat.
Satoru: See you at five!
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(Y/N): Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Satoru: How can you still say that?
(Y/N): Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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(Y/N): Don't worry, I got a plan.
Satoru: Alright.
(Y/N): TraitorSayWhat?
Masamichi : Excuse me?
(Y/N): What?
Satoru:
(Y/N):
(Y/N): No wait-
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(Y/N): While I'm gone, Satoru, you're in charge.
Satoru: Yes!!!
(Y/N), whispering: Masamichi , you're secretly in charge.
Masamichi : Obviously.
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(Y/N): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Sukuna: (Y/N) no.
Yuji: Mistlefoe.
Sukuna: Please stop encouraging them.
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(Y/N): If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Sukuna: How am I supposed to know?
Yuji: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Sukuna: *sighs*
Sukuna: You wouldn't be trapped.
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(Y/N): HELP! I TOLD YUJI I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Sukuna, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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(Y/N): If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes (Y/N)*
(Y/N): Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Thanks for reading! Are there any specific prompts you want to see drawn? If so, feel free to comment which ones! <3
See you later little spirits 🌸
BINABASA MO ANG
Cursed objects || Jjk x younger sibling reader || Reader insert
FanfictionThe name (Y/N) was as feared and worshiped as much as their older brother, Ryomen Sukuna. However, (Y/N) was a weak and pitiful curse. Always protected by their older brother, and couldn't fend for themselves. What would happen if he disappeared?
