Duncan: Sorry to startle you... Oh are you two dating?
Baggy: Um- (Blushing)
Blondie: Nope! He's just my bestest greatest platonic friend!
Duncan: Hm... Maybe you should watch a rom-com just to get a sense that BAGGY DOESN'T SEE YOU AS JUST A FRIEND!
Blondie: ... What-
(Duncan's "Adrien" senses are kicking in) (MLB reference)
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Duncan: Hmm yes... A much more suitable host than the last!
Player: So Aiden wasn't good enough for you?
Duncan: I could go on all day about why you're the better vessel but alas...
Player: Alas we don't need this to be 1 hour long!
Captain: PFFFT-
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Player: How could you willingly serve No-Visor?
Dr Doktor: It- it has my son...
Player: You forgot a line.
Dr Doktor: Which line?
Player: The I DON'T SERVE NO-VISOR! line.
Dr Doktor: But what if I do? (Smirks)
Captain: I TOLD YOU! THE BRITISH GUYS CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
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Dr Doktor: It had been weeks since I had last seen him...
Aiden (Offstage): IT WAS 3 FUCKING YEARS!
Dr Doktor: Aiden, no cursing please...
Aiden: NOPE! (Comes on stage)
Dr Doktor: Aiden no-
(AIDEN PROCEEDS TO BEAT UP HIS DAD-)
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Player: I'm not scared of some ghost that isn't even real!
Veteran: Yeah, me neither.
No-Visor: You should- (Sneezes). Agghh... Those pills did not work...
Player: Let me guess. Duncan?
No-Visor: CURSE HIS BLOODY CUSTOM MADE SHIT-
