Player: Ninja! And some British dude! We're saved!
Dr Doktor: Player I am not British.
Captain: Tell that to the judge!
Dr Doktor: You want to be rescued or not bitch-
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Duncan: I was raised by a polyamorous quadruple.
Aiden: Any sexuality in particular-
Duncan: Aiden this is not in the script-
Aiden: Tell me.
Duncan: Same as me.
Aiden: Ah. Gay.
Captain(Off stage): Called it!
Duncan: WHEN THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE-
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(Poopyfarts had just summoned No-Visor)
Wizard: Ewww you have legs?!
No-Visor: Well Player seems to like them.
Player: Bitch you can't tell if I'm blushing-
No-Visor: Nosebleed.
Player: DAMMIT-
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The Gentleman: No... It... Can't be true....
Mr Egg: (Starts chanting but stops halfway through)
The Gentleman: What happened? You just... Stopped...
Mr Egg: I'M STUCK IN THE DAMN TV HELP-
No-Visor: You did it wrong. >:(
Mr Egg: I know... :(
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Duncan: Oh I don't think you will Aiden... In fact-
Aiden: (Trips on a twig)
Duncan: Now how did you trip on that-
Aiden: Clumsiness... It's fine though. I'll be good for the next take.
Duncan: You sure? That looked like a bad fall...
Aiden: I'm not trusting someone who gives their own master terrible medicine-
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