(Most of these are basically just pranks.)
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Captain: But Player-
Player: Go now! Before it's too late!
(He picks up the knife.)
Player: It's only me he wants.
Captain and Ninja: (Simultaneously raising their eyebrows.)
Player: NOT LIKE THAT- Ok maybe like that-
No-Visor(Offstage): Definitely like that.
Player: YOU'RE NOT HELPING BABE-
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Player: Ok, I can still get out of this, just gotta finish my tasks. Now let's see here.
(Checks tasks)
Player: Wait a minute- NO-VISOR WHY DOES THE TASKBOX SAY "KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND"?!
(Mr Cheese, Mr Egg and Ria laughing from offstage)
No-Visor (Offstage): A task is a tasks Player~
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Captain: (In that hallway) Ok, something is definitely going on here, these markings have never been here before! Is the game just glitching out or something? (Walks through the hall again)
(The walls are stained with all the marks from No-Visor... And a small suspicious drawing in the corner...)
Captain: (Investigates the drawing)
(The ink drawing depicts Duncan on the toilet.)
Captain: (Sniffs the drawing) ...AIDEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-
Aiden (Offstage): How the fuck did you know-
Captain: Zombie perks.
Aiden (Still offstage): DAMMIT-
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Aiden: Okay, something is seriously messed up. I should just exit and restart in a different lobby.
(He goes into settings.)
Aiden: This game has voice chat?
(As Aiden is about to press it, he hears sniggering coming from outside his room. He doesn't think much of it though.)
Aiden: (He presses the button.)
(Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley proceeds to play from the computer as the sniggering from outside the room becomes much more audible and recognizable.)
Aiden: What the- DUNCAN!
Duncan: (Kicks down the door, laughing hysterically) YOU FOOL! I GOT YOU GOOD!
Aiden: (Turns around to face Duncan, trying to hold in his own laughter) WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT-
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Poopyfarts96: (Sneaking up on Captain in the shower)
Captain: Getting clean in the shower, all day long, getting clean in the shower, while I'm singing this song, gotta use fancy soaps, cuz they make me smell good, gotta use fancy soaps, like a crewmate should!
(Poopyfarts unveils the curtain)
Captain: AH WHAT THE- Poopyfarts, where's your knife?
Poopyfarts96: (Looks at his empty hand and then facepalms) *sad fart noises*
Captain: It's ok, we have time to do another take buddy. Where is your knife anyways-
(Distant screaming can be heard from offstage)
Mr Cheese(Offstage, swinging the knife): Why did you take the Gentleman away from me, No-Visor?
No-Visor: IN ALL MY YEARS AS A DEMON GHOST I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INTIMIDATED BY A CREWMATE WITH A KNIFE-
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