𝕊𝕒𝕜𝕦𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 [ℝ𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟]

3am thoughts- Random!

"Omi, can I ask you a question?" Atsumu said looking at the ceiling like he's not even there, laying on the couch beside Osamu, Suna, and Sakusa on two separate ones, his boyfriend just nodded.
"If the cow has almost the same functions as a human... like- she can pee and shit right? Sooo what if the milk was... her cum."

The others kept staring horrified...
"And we're actually giving a handjob by milking her... And like in milk kid boxs they put a cow drinking it's own milk which is cum- "

"STOP" 

(I actually thought of that while daydreaming a long time ago-)

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Atsumu was talking to his mom on the phone:

"NO mom I'm not high, I'm just saying when ya go under water ya go to a completely different dimension where ya can fly but ya can't breath!"

(Tiktok)

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"Suna something wrong?" Atsumu asked looking at Suna who was frowning at his phone.

"My mom always thinks when I go out with my friends that I do drugs and drink. Like YEAH I am but where's the trust!?"

(Tiktok)

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The Miya fours were having a sleepover in Atsumu's room, it was night and they were sleeping on futtons on the ground, None of them was tired except Atsumu.

"The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall..." Atsumu said

"Wtf" Sakusa whispered beside him

"He kinda has a point-" Suna was really into it with Osamu agreeing with him

"When do blind people know when to stop wiping?" Atsumu said again

"..."

"Do lions know that sharks exist?"

"Yoou're done!"

(Tiktok)

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That was in class, Osamu, Suna, and Atsumu were in class *I don't know how tf can Atsumu get mixed up with their grade but- BARE WITH ME*

"Te- Teacher can I ask a question?" Atsumu said with a confused look like he woke up from a 2 years dream

"Yeah, sure!" The teacher responded not knowing wtf he got himself into

Osamu stared at his twin expecting something dumb to come out of his mouth, with Suna quietly recording.

"If- If we can see water! But can't see air... Does that mean that fish can't see water and see air?"

"How old is he-"

(Tiktok)

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"If I hit myself and it hurt... Am I weak or strong?" Atsumu said looking at Osamu

"You're a fucking dumbass"

(Tiktok)

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"ALRIGHT Hear me out!" Atsumu said breaking into the living room, looking at his twin, Suna, and his boyfriend

"Please not again..." Sakusa was rethinking all his life choices

"So suicide is self-defense cuz ya killed the person trying to kill ya!"

"I'll kill ya"

(Tiktok)

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Alright so yesterday I couldn't write, I was just not having any motivation or ideas, so this just popped into my mind!

Bye!