Confession: I dont know why this story is so successful. I wrote this when I was 11 and didn't know how to write.
Basically AU. Rei is still alive and is still a vigilant. This is a texting story btw. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO URUCHAN NOT ME.
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"John! Shut your fucking alarm off. I'm not listening to Morning Flower by Samsung while you sleep through them." Blyke smacked my door frantically.
"F-ine...." I groaned. I was about to turn it off when I had an idea.
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"JOHN. I TOLD YOU TO TURN YOUR FUCKING ALARM OFF NOT TURN IT UP."
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Remi: Did everyone sleep well?
John: I slept like a baby.
Blyke: WELL I DIDN'T.
Isen: sucks 2 suck
Remi: lololol
Arlo: ...
John: go on, what were you goingb2b type,
John: going to*
Arlo: Jesus Christ. Your typing is... ew.
John: Okay mister king talking walking dictionary with a metal spoon up his ass 🥺🥺🥺
Sera: Damm john what side of the bed did you wake up on this morning?
Rei: hey wait why was your school shut down temporarily?
Sera: oh God
Elaine: No
Arlo: should we tell him?
John: ehe....
Remi: wait what happened
Sera: Someone blew up the science lab and almost killed everyone.
John: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT BROMINE + ALUMINUM = OVERSIZED POISONUS FIRECRACKER.
Sera: JOHN.
Arlo: You nearly killed the whole school. The explosion burnt a girl's skin and she had to go to the hospital. Luckily, she's fine.
Arlo: Not to mention the fact that the school needs to be throughly cleaned now.
Rei: WHAT
Rei: YOU BLEW UP THE SCIENCE ROOM?
John: not intentionally okay
Remi: oh the girl that got hospitalized was a bitch anyway
Remi: she tried to get isen kicked off press.
Cecile: ^^ she did I can confirm
Isen: Holy shitni forgot the python was here-
Cecile: python? Me?
Isen: hebejebies bro
Rei: Rems no swearing
Remi: I'm a teenager. Not a toddler anymore. Stop treating me like it.
Sera: ouch that must've hurt lol
Arlo: Elaine almost broke her neck while making orange juice. Don't ask how.
John: how?
Arlo: I just said, "don't ask how," and the first thing you ask is "how?"
Sera: reminds me of the time John fell off his bed and I had to carry him back on. I almost broke all of my bones-
John: excusé moi
Blyke: French John
Claire: That's not John anymore. That's Jacque
Adrion: omg remember
John: WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF MIDDLE SCHOOL JOHN.
Sera: oooo tell
Cecile: would make a great article
Claire: imagine this, middle school emo kid in a hardcore undertale phase. That was John.
Adrion: and in our school it was optional on whether you wanted to take French that year or Spanish
Adrion: We all got annoyed with Spanish so we did French that year and-
Claire: madame French teacher was ACTUALLY French and would always mess up John's name and call him Jacque and then John became her favourite student from then on-
Isen: John being a favourite student?
Sera: that's a first 💀💀💀💀
John: oui
Arlo: oUi
Cecile: article written and ready to be published. Just got done and finished the interview with Madame LeBlanc and it will be in Monday's issue.
John: WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND HER NAME? LET ALONE INTERVIEW HER?
Cecile: I have my ways.
Rei: wtf don't mess with Cecile ig
Isen: learned that the hard way a long time ago
Blyke: Hard?
Isen: yes the hard way 😔
Blyke: Wait so she banged you- 👀
Isen: BLYKE.
Remi: BLYKE. EW. TMI.
Written: March 16th 2022 1:10 am Published: March 16th 2022 1:23 am Word Count: 577
