Isen: wassuppppp bitches!!!!!!
Arlo: Get your dog @blyke
Blyke: not my dog he's your dog now
Arlo: No.
Isen: wowwww nobody wants me
Seraphina: your parents don't even want you Isen
Isen: I know that already 🥲
John: guys
Arlo: John please stop
Arlo: it is a Sunday
John: okay
Arlo: thank you
Claire: they actually agree???
John: OKAY EVERYONE. LET US SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR LORD AND SAVOIR SERAPHINA
Seraphina: JOHN!
John: SERAPHINA WAS BORN ON SEPTEMBER 12, THE DAY THAT ALL OF THE WORLD HAS UNITED. THIS MAKES SERAPHINA OUR NEW GOD
Adrion: Sunday's are supposed to be for Jesus and I'm not even religious-
Seraphina: neither is John but-
John: I AM A PROUD SERAIST. MY NEW RELIGOUS IS SERAISM
Seraphina: I swear i'm going to literally jump off a bridge
Remi: omg sleepover tonight with every1?
Isen: YESSS
John: only if Sera is coming
Isen: dw she will be and you'll be cumming too
Seraphina: you are fucking disgusting literally I want to die I hate you
Rei:Guys
John: Noooo Seraphina my beloved don't dieee
Blyke: Yo..... kinda sus ngl
Rei: Guyssss
Elaine: Omg the Seraism holy water is orange juice
Seraphina: Elaine no offense but your orange juice is shit and so is your personality
Arlo: ^ John is rubbing off on her
Isen: Yeah 😏😏😏 I'm sure he is
John: ISEN. EW WTF
Isen: But I'm not wrong 😏😏😏
Seraphina: you are going to hell
Rei: GUYS.
John: What
Seraphina: Wut
Remi: ????????
Rei: imma just drop this on you guys and leave
Rei: I'm a vigilante
Arlo: cool
Arlo: Wait
Arlo: WHAT
John: Holy fuckjng shit
John: is it because of my dads book
Seraphina: wtf???????
Blyke: dw bestie me too
Elaine: WHAT
John: I'm literally rolling on the floor sobbing vomiting and shitting my pants wtf is going on
Seraphina: its fine lol as long as like remi or isen dont say they are too
Remi: Actually about that...
Isen: Yeah......guys...
John: What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. Going. On.
John: Should've kms when i had the chance
Seraphina: I have no idea what's happening an im not sure how to feel about it
Seraphina: good for yall?
John: why is Arlo so chill rn? Wouldn't he usually be spewing some bullshit about hierarchy and authority????
Arlo: I knew all along
Seraphina: CMON MAN. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE THE LAST TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
John: LETS DITCH THEM. YOURE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY DORM TONIGHT
Isen: I TOLD YOU THEYRE FUCKING YOU OWE ME $50 BUCKS
Blyke: FUCK.
John: we aren't fucking
John: only person I'm fucking is Isens mom next Sunday
Isen: you sick fuck I'm right beside my mom
John: tell her I say hi and that I'll meet her in the usual place next week💞💞💞💞💞
Blyke: this motherfucker-
Seraphina: quite literally
John: honestly tho I never fucked any of your moms don't worry
Arlo: thank Sera🛐
John: except arlos. Arlos mom is a milf😍😍😍😍👁👅👁
Arlo: JOHN.
John: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
Seraphina: you okay?
Rei: what's going on????
John: HE'S AT MY FUCKING DOOR HELP
Arlo: come out come out where ever you are 🍴🍴🍴
John: Arlo I am not gay like you are
John: HOLY FUCK HE'S SCRAPPING AT MY DOOR WITH A FUCKING FORK WHAT THE FUCK
John: the doorknob is making a strange sound
Arlo: :)
John: HE'S PICKING THE LOCK ON MY DOOR WITH A FORK
Seraphina: HIDE JOHN HIDE
Isen: I'm scared
John: I hid the the bathroom and locked the door but if he gets through my dorm door then he can definitely get through the bathroom door
Blyke: John the cabinet
John: What?
Blyke: Bottom cabinets look underneath the towel on top.
John: why the fuck are there porn magazine's. oh. OHHH SHIT I CAN PUT THEM AGAINST THE DOOR.
Blyke: EXACTLY! NOW DO IT YOU DUMB FUCK
Rei: quick quick quick!!!!!
John: OK OK they are against the door
Remi: his porn addiction finally is helpful for once
Arlo: :) found you
John: AH WHAT THE FUCK HE GOT IN AND HES.OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR
Seraphina: shittttt take cover and hide
John:he.......just.......fucking....stabbed.......a....fork.....through....the...fucking....door.....
Seraphina: ⚰ here lies John. He will be missed.
John: he's in....
Blyke: NOOOOO
John: IVE BEEN STABBED IN MY HAND FUCK FUCK FUCK
Arlo: :) keep your hands off my mother or else I'll stab your left hand next
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