Out of Left field

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3rd person POV:

Lucifer:(on phone) Took you long enough.

???: I am not your slave. There are things that I do besides what you hire me for.

Lucifer:(on phone) Yes, yes... You have your "hobby".

Lucifer:(on phone) Let's not forget who's allowed you to continue having that hobby.

???: What do you want?

Lucifer:(on phone) Remember when my servants hired you to remake the soul pipeline?

???: Yes...?

Lucifer:(on phone) Well, I'd like you to take care of the person responsible for destroying it in the first place.

???: It's been some time since that incident... Why now?

Lucifer:(on phone) My servants are somewhat worried to approach him due to how cruelly he kills them.

Lucifer:(on phone) And my other Limb is not responding to my calls.

Lucifer:(on phone) So, since I'm busy, I would like you to take his limb.

???: I am not your hitman.

Lucifer:(on phone) You know I just want his limb.

Lucifer:(on phone) And it's only a matter of time before he destroys something even more important.

Lucifer:(on phone) Air... Gravity... Heaven?

???:...

Lucifer:(on phone) Have I caught your interest?

???: Forever.

Lucifer:(on phone) An hour.

???; Two.

Lucifer:(on phone) An hour and a half.

???:...

Lucifer:(on phone) What's more important? Love or Justice?

???:... Fine. What's their name?

Lucifer:(on phone) Yn Bravo.

(Opening theme)

In the Bravo residents, Yn sat in his new favorite chair, eating ice cream and reading the letters he's gotten.

Yn: Death threat... Might as well shoot yourself now...

Yn:(lick)

Yn: Bills... Gonna forward that to the old sluts.

Yn:(lick)

Yn: Hm? Is this from Hawaii?

Yn: Aaaahhh-

(Swoosh)

(Crunch)

Yn:...

Yn:?

Instead of tasting the cold sweet treat of Strawberry sorbet, Yn tasted the spicey bitter taste of a chilly pepper.

Yn:(cough) What the hell?!

Turning to the kitchen, Yn found Rei, wearing baggy black full-body pajamas with the leg tubes cut off and a hood on her head.

Yn: Well look who decided to come out of her room to pull a prank!

Rei: You eat nothing but garbage. Start eating more healthy food.

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