REWRITE - 09

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eggplant 🍆 has started a chat!

eggplant 🍆 :
good afternoon my dearest!
have you received my gift?
sorry I couldn't message you in the morning I had to deliver your gift :(

(y/n) :
yeah I have
it's really nice
and it's something I really wanted
it's even in my favourite colour
so thanks I guess

eggplant 🍆 :
you're most welcome dear <3
I'm glad you liked it
it makes me happy to know that I got you something you like :)

(y/n) :
thanks?
um so like
I kinda need to report u to the police or smth for stalking but
I like free stuff
and you're not actually that bad so
I guess I can keep talking to you?

eggplant 🍆 is typing...


(y/n) :
also why is your name eggplant
that's like so random

eggplant 🍆 :
because my dear,
we have actually met before and you called me an eggplant :)
it really stuck to me and I find it really cute!
hence the name, eggplant 🍆

(y/n) :
💀
I see
I'll change ur name so u can have more self respect for yourself
eggplant is such a weird name


you have changed eggplant 🍆's contact number to rich stalker!


rich stalker :
thank you for giving me a name dear
:)

(y/n) :
bruh it's not even a name
I'm just labelling you for what you are
are u that obsessed with me to be so grateful for a name like rich stalker 😰

rich stalker :
this isn't even a quarter of my obsession that I have for you, my love
anyways you should focus on your class
this will be an important lesson you know :)
talk to you later dear


rich stalker has closed the chat!

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