The Lout's Mirage | Songfic

❝ aha, chaos is indeed my best friend. ❞

You know, we all have those times where we just look around and then we see people who are attractive and we all just go, "oh shit, that person's hot. lemme just have a crush and then forget them anyway."

Yeah, Cale was in that very momentum. He saw someone at rain city and it was a commoner nevertheless, an extra in the middle of the majn characters, well he cannot call them that anymore since this world is real but hey-, it could still be used as a metaphor. So- anyway, that man was so attractive that Cale had to take a double check if that was one of the hidden people but no, nothing came into his record.

And so, he lays in his bedroom all alone while his family are downstairs, having some weird arse meeting that apparently had him as an exception. (--Cale, dear, the loml, pls. The meeting is about you obviously.)

He also just happens to remember a song that every youth would sing in this one app. He cleared his throat and sheepishly coughs out, "...I'll regret this later but it's okay. No one would know..."

(Cale: no one's gonna know.

vwvnn: they're gonna know.

Cale: how would they know.

vwvnn: they'll  know.)

Saw this boy at the Rain City last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the tightest jeans

Everyone became alert, and looked at each other.

"Ha? What the fuck." Alberu look horrified.

Hannah and Rosalyn were giggling as they realised where this was going.

Then there was Eruhaben who was sighing, "Aigoo... what even is my life?"

The Black Blade Hero on his tee
He looks so sick like he was dying
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lying

Ron spilt the tea on the table as he had never seen such song like that, was it Cale who made this?

Choi Han covers his mouth as his ears reddened, "A tee... of me???"

Witiria was grinning with humour, she doesn't know why but this song was quite funny. To think that young master Cale can fan over someone like this is quite adorable. Mary looked at everyone oddly, the tea was still spilling.

Please, handsome, don't be coy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy

Everyone almost lost their composure, fainted or just full blown out blushing. Thank god, the children were outside and playing around with the Wolf tribe.

Rosalyn squeals as she grins chaotically, "Hello???"

Hannah shrieks as she wheezes, "Oh fuck, he is so bold."

Witiria covers Mary's ears as Tasha covers her mouth with wide eyes and blushed furiously.

Ron was not liking this but deep down, he was a bit amused. Beacrox was just there, looking speechless while Choi Han was out on the floor and looking like the colour of beetroot.

Alberu choked on his tea and coughed like there was no tomorrow, Eruhaben was just there - brain empty as he processed the words his child had uttered with full intention.

He said I look like Hanna Beth
And bitch, I almost lost my breath
Wanna fuck in the back of the Hope and Loving Inn?
Lift me up and then I drop it
He bought me tickets to Warped Tour
Should I go? Well, bitch, for sure

"Go get it bestie, go get that d-"

"PASETON???"

"Am I the only one whose mentality is normal here?" - Glenn

"I'm here, too. Unfortunately." - Archie

"Aha, please cleanse my soul- not again!" Jack cries out loud as he covers his ears. In the background, chaos was happening especially the raging father figures who were out to take blood.

Litana and Toonka were just having a princess tea party and looked at the others, cluelessly but it was funny - especially when Cage suddenly collapsed on the table as she wheezes, her lungs were identical to a boiling kettle.

Taylor was just watching the chaos unfold as he smiles.

He might not look like he gets bitches
But honey, that d—k was 11 inches
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy
Come on, fuck me, emo boy

"What the actual fuck-- WAHAHHAHAHAHAKZNZKZJ" oh no, our Bud short-circuited and had lung cancer. F.

Rosalyn was having fun with the recorder, almost taking in everybody's reaction like it was a good smoke of cannabis.

At this point, everyone was just dead and caught off guard. At the end of the day, they could not look at their ex-commander the same way ever again.