Ep. 7: Shots Fired

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Izuku: "You can never convince me that The Ramones aren't the best band ever Denki!"

Denki: "Only people born in Queens think that their the best!"

Izuku/Jiro: "WE WERE BORN IN QUEENS!!"

Denki: "Oh....well still! There at least 40 different bands better than them!"

Izuku: "Maybe Led Zeppelin is a close second! I'll admit, I liked Back in Black."

Denki: "That's AC/DC."

Izuku: "......What?"

Jiro: "AC/DC wrote that."

Izuku: "You mean to tell me, that all my life I've been confusing AC/DC with Led Zeppelin!?"

Denki: "Guess so man."

Jiro: "Who even told you that?"

Bakugo: "Can you loosers shut up!

Izuku: "Bakugo you SON-OF-A-BITCH!!"

Izuku tackles Bakugo to the ground webbing him up as well.

Bakugo: "Let me go you damn bug!"

Izuku: "1) I'm an arachnid. 2) You told me that the AC/DC songs were made by Led Zeppelin! I've been wrong all my life!"

Bakugo: "What're you talking about?! Led Zeppelin made Back in Black, Shoot to Thrill and all the others!"

Izuku: "........."

Jiro: "Ohhh.....so HE'S the idiot!"

Bakugo: "The hell you talking about?!"

Denki: "Dude, you got the two reversed. AC/DC made all the songs you've just said."

Bakugo: "Oh really? Wow, guess what? I DON'T CARE!!!! NOW UNWEB ME DAMN IT!!"

Gwen: "HOLD HIM STILL!!"

Gwen runs out of nowhere and kicks Bakugo in the balls.

Izuku and Denki fall to the ground, holding their crotches.

Gwen: "What's wrong with you two?"

Denki (In pain): "It's like a chain reaction to us guys! We can feel the pain in a 10 mile radius!"

Jiro: "Pretty sure that's not possible."

Izuku (In pain): "Pretty sure it is!"

Kirishima (Faintly): "AHHHHHHHHH!!"

Black Widow: "What the hell is going on here?"

Izuku/Denki: Pain! Suffering! Agony!"

Black Widow: ".........Good night."

The next day at lunch

Izuku stared off into deep space. Right now he was trying to focus on strengthening his spider-sense. No distractions.

????: "IT'S YOU!!"

Izuku: "Wha-"

He gets lifted up off the ground and spun around.

????: "IT'S YOU, YOU MADE IT!!"

Izuku: "Excuse me but who are you?"

Kendo: "IT'S ME KENDO!!"

Izuku: "Kendo? Oh crap! I'm sorry I didn't recognize you!"

Kendo: "I told you I'll see you here!"

Izuku: "Yeah you did. So how have you been?"

Kendo: "I've been great! I broke up with my boyfriend though."

Izuku: "I'm sorry to hear that."

Kendo: "Don't be. He's a dick."

Izuku: "At least you don't have to seen him, right?"

Kendo: "Well...."

Monoma: "KENDO!!"

Izuku and Kendo see a blonde boy running towards them.

Monoma: "Oh, talking to the bug now?"

Izuku: "Arachnid."

Kendo: "What do you want Monoma?"

Monoma: "Come on Kendo! Give me at least one chance!"

Kendo: "Monoma, you were following me and you were paranoid everytime I spoke to someone else."

Izuku: "I'm gonna let you two talk it out."

Kendo: "See you later Izuku."

Izuku walks towards his friends and sits down. A few minutes later IIda joins them.

Izuku: "Hey, we never meet properly, I'm Izuku!"

IIda: "I don't care who you are, or what you did. Your a vigilante and a criminal who openly admits to breaking the law. We aren't friends nor will we ever be."

Izuku: "Ouch. Shots fired"

Denki: "Dude, I think you need to chill out. If not for him we'd all probably be lizards eating people."

IIda: "One good deed still doesn't mean anything."

Jiro: "One good deed? He literally saved the city."

IIda gets up and leaves the table.

Denki: "Don't listen to him man. He's wrong about you."

Izuku: "I mean he's not wrong about the law breaking."

Denki: "NO!! Don't doubt yourself dude. You took the city's problems and placed them on your shoulders. I don't want to sound like a fanboy, but you are amazing."

Izuku: "Thanks man."

Denki: "You wanna hear it again?"

Izuku: "No I'm good, thank you though."

Denki: "You are amazing."

Izuku: "Thanks."

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