A/N: Okay, I know how much you guys love this book, so I'm giving you a little more snippets that won't leave my head. They may not ever happen. But some of them might. It depends on a couple of instances, like where my mind goes, whether Y/N will stop breaking through my computer and throttling me to continue to get to this really good scene that isn't leaving my head, and how much love you guys give each quote.
Jade: Hey, Y/N, are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Y/N: Jade, it's four in the morning!
***
Jade: *Picks up PJs, looks around*
Jade: How nice of you, good sir, but I prefer men that aren't so close-knit with my family. But I would love the warmth you bring me.
Y/N: *Snorts*
Jade: *Turns quickly, hiding PJs behind her back.* How long have you been standing there?
Omega: *Holding in laughter* Long enough.
***
Jade: *Drinking Coffee*
Omega: What's that
Jade: My soul.
Omega: Can I have a taste?
Jade: Only if you have something to give me in exchange.
***
Y/N: You okay, Jay-Jay? You look like you're sweating.
Jade: *wearing black leather* I don't sweat. I simmer.
***
Jade: What do you think of my outfit?
Cid: I prefer what's underneath it.
Y/N: CID!
Cid: No, I need your chair. Get your butt up.
***
Y/N: Target acquired
Random Star Wars Villain: *leaps toward her, roaring*
Y/N: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!
***
Y/N: *stares at ceiling*
Jade: Y/N? You alive?
Y/N: Nah, mon.
Jade: Oh. Guess I'm not making meatlovers then.
Y/N: Wait... Maybe I'm a little bit alive.
***
A Shi'ido: I've stolen your identity and I've been living as you for a week.
Y/N: ...
Shi'ido: *Starts crying*
Y/N: *Hugging her* Hey, it's okay-
Shi'ido: *Loud sobbing* How do you even get up in the morning?
Y/N: I dunno.
***
Jade: I never brag.
Echo: You once called your face proof of God's existence.
***
Echo: Y/N sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that's why we make a great team. Jade, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Tech wonders why it has to be glass and Wrecker usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
***
Y/N: Have a good day, Jade!
Jade: Don't tell me what to do!
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Jade: I have everything under control.
Tech: Is that why everything's on fire?
***
Y/N: Jade, when was the last time I asked you for something?
Jade: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a bug in there.
Y/N: OK! When was the last time I asked you for something and IT WASN'T A MEDICAL EMERGENCY!?
Jade: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a bug in there.
***
Y/N: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Jade: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Omega: Cad Bane tripped and fell on the way out the door today.
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