incorrect quotes pt1

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1.grian: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress


2.mumbo: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches


3.mumbo: Favorite horror movie?

grian: It

scar: Saw

impulse: Annabelle

pearl: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics


4.mumbo: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

grian: Looking right because you left

scar: Looking up cause you let me down

impulse: Looking down cause you fucked up

pearl: What is wrong with you guys


5.mumbo: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what scar will and will not eat.

grian: Grass? Yes!

mumbo: Moss? Yes!!

grian: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

mumbo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

grian: Worms? Sometimes!

mumbo: Rocks? Usually nah.

grian: Twigs? Usually!

mumbo: pearl's cooking? Inconclusive!

impulse: How did you... test this?

mumbo: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.

impulse: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

pearl: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?



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