Mumbo driving talking to grian and scar: so how was your day?
Scar: we almost got surprise adopted!
mumbo: what?
grian: we almost got kidnapped,
Mumbo: oh, ok
mumbo: WAIT WHAT!
grian: on a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do" how are you feeling
Tango: in between "it's an avocado" and "how did you defeat captain america?" but a solid answer would be "i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger" how about you doc?
Doc: probably "road work ahead"
mumbo, confused: i speak many languages, and this is none of them
Grian: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
Grian: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
mumbo, amazed: Wow...
iskall, to mumbo: Well what does that mean?
mumbo: I don't know.
mumbo, to Grian: What does that mean?
Grian: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me mumbo: Okay, but in my defense, iskall bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo. Grian: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Fanfictionboatem incorect quotes not all fit the characters and there might be swearing so... title is what it is.
