starting with ZIT tro and ending with three boatem ones
the ZIT ones arent meant to be shipping, i just got these of the internet so...
tango: How's the sexiest person here~?
zedaph: I don't know, how are they~?
tango, flustered: I-
impulse, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
tango, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
zedaph, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
impulse: what the fuck are you guys doing?
tango: playing systemic oppression
impulse: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
grian: We could attack them with hummus.
impulse: I stand corrected.
grian: Just keeping things in perspective.
pearl: impulse has never seen Star Wars? scar, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, scar! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
impulse, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
mumbo: Gray.
scar: Grey.
impulse, turning to grian: Now tell them what color you think it is.
grian: Dark white.
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hermit incorrect quotes
Fanfictionboatem incorect quotes not all fit the characters and there might be swearing so... title is what it is.
