How to Escape a Bully 101

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     Travis sweats profusely as he hides Ryan McCoy's wallet behind his back.

     "Come on you little twerp!" Ryan angrily approaches him, no one messes with one of the McCoy Brothers, especially Ryan! Travis squeaks and slowly reaches for his skateboard only to be stepped on by Ryan to hold it in place. "I know you have my wallet!"

     "Uh..." Travis gulps, he only wanted a super secret totally not off brand Coke. "N-No? I don't?"

     Just then, his blond bowl cut hair suddenly turns into...A MEGA ULTRA HAIR SPIKE! Ryan's eyes widen under his long bangs in shock.

     "What the hell?! Ew, what's wrong with you!"

     Travis laughs realizing what power he harnesses now. "You are no match for me now for I, The Great Travi, have hair lying powers!"

     Before Ryan could say anything Travis headbutts him into the sun, then his hair turns into a propeller and flies away. Later that day, he commits identify theft.

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