twenty-one years | nct 00s ✔︎

seventy-two

may 21, 2022

one year since the first chapter date

MESSAGES

elizabeth gillies simping club

HANEUL
shotaro i am so serious right now do
not lick that highlighter

DONGHYUCK
wha-

SHOTARO
LET ME LIVE BITCH I MEAN WHAT THE
FUCK CAN I LIVE

HANEUL
YOU WON'T LIVE IF YOU LICK IT DUMB
BITCH

HANEUL
IT'S NOT WORTH IT JUST BECAUSE IT'S
LEMON SCENTED

HANEUL
DON'T DO IT

JENO
bro-

NABI
taro-

SHOTARO
FUCK YOU IMMA LICK IT

MARK
what

YANGYANG
nice

JAEMIN
what's going on now 🗿

HANEUL
THIS MF

RENJUN
is trying to lick his highlighter?

HANEUL
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

HANEUL
SHOTARO NO

SHOTARO
teehee

YANGYANG
hey didn't you try to eat a cookie eraser
once

SHOTARO
mhm mhm exactly a year ago today

MARK
why do you remember that

SHOTARO
because author is tryna have a nostalgia
moment 🌝

JENO
pay attention to class 😭

HANEUL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION
WHEN SHOTARO IS TRYNA DIE OVER HERE?

HANEUL
I'D LIKE TO KNOW

NABI
are we just gonna ignore what shotaro said

JAEMIN
we always do he does that fanfic shit all
the time

JAEMIN
anyways what time does your guy's class
let out

SHOTARO
not y'all ignoring me

SHOTARO
i hate y'all

RENJUN
love you too shotaro

RENJUN
so what time does your class let out

SHOTARO
no

RENJUN
haneul?

RENJUN
c'mon y'all we're tryna feed shotaro 😭

HANEUL
JM TRHH UH FWG JHW HUFJLOGJTE

MARK
mmmm i love the korean language

MARK
now anybody wanna translate

YANGYANG
"i'm tryna get the highlighter"

MARK
you have a good day sir

JENO
i think they get out at 3???

RENJUN
aight let's go to the dining hall we haven't
been there in a while

HANEUL
I GOT IT

HANEUL
OUR CLASS JUST LET OUT GO GO GO

DONGHYUCK
i'm still in class wait 😭

MARK
uh i'm at work

NABI
well nobody told you to be old mark

MARK
bro i'm tryna pay bills here

YANGYANG
old ass

JENO
i just saw haneul zoom across campus holding
up the highlighter

JENO
and shotaro is chasing after her

JENO
he just stumbled 💀

JENO
gonna follow and watch 😛

RENJUN
is sungchan still hogging up their microwave
with his soggy waffles

JAEMIN
he says that they're the only thing keeping
him going so let's just leave the boy alone 🗿

YANGYANG
he's gonna get sick 😭😭

NABI
and he will have brought that on himself

MARK
dawg what

MARK
why are you so mean to sungchan 💀

NABI
and he brought that on himself

DONGHYUCK
I'M FREEEE

-

haneul is still running from shotaro by the way.

she can't believe she has to do this again. really, shotaro, a grown ass man, wanting to lick a highlighter from the 99 cents store just because it smelled like lemons.

unhinged shit really.

"HANEUL GIVE ME THE HIGHLIGHTER RIGHT NOW."

"NEVERRRRR-"

and there haneul went, tripping on her shoelace and face-planting onto the lawn. mouth open and everything.

homegirl was exhausted tho, so she just stayed there on the floor as shotaro panted near her and tried to catch his breath before he tried to get his highlighter back.

"SHOTARO WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"

"I-" *gasp* -"DIDN'T DO-" *deep breath and cough* -"ANYTHING."

"baby are you ok??" jeno placed a hand on her back, and she made a "eh" noise and continued laying there, despite the fact that people passing around were now asking if she was ok.

and also their friends, because haneul and shotaro had coincidentally run to the front of the dining hall.

"aye did haneul eat shit or are we hunting for snails?"

"yangyang why would we hunt for snails?"

"why not?"

"can we go in now?" donghyuck whined while kicking haneul in the side.

"OWW," she yelled, finally flipping over, "FUCK YOU BITCH."

they finally got their food, but then shotaro was dumb enough to try and snatch the highlighter while they were carrying their food to their table.

"OSAKI SHOTAROOOOO-"

-

can't believe it's been a year with this bitch already, i mean technically i started writing on the 22nd but it is still a year like damn what the-
also uh reminder y'all that these chapters were written on the date that's at the top so uh 💀 that might have gone over some people's heads so just reminding y'all