Dipper?!

Chapter 8: Into the Bunker (Edited)

Dippers pov:
[groaning] -I thought they were dead- -far worse, trixandra- -they're nearly almost dead but not quite!- *nearly almost dead but not quite* [screams] "this is boring after dealing with real zombies" I claimed "yeah, I mean they're slow just power walk away from them." Wendy joked "which one do you think dies first? I think it's the guy" I grinned [chomping] -ahh! My face is being eaten a lot.- Wendy then started laughing while I just looked at it and then at Wendy wondering how she thought that was funny, "chadley ain't pretty no more" Wendy laughed as her phone buzzed "one sec, ugh another text from Robbie" Wendy said (dipper didn't break Wendy and Robbie up, Wendy just released that she was in a toxic kinda relationship) "hm? What happened with robbie" I questioned. "stuff" she replied "we broke up, I mean I'm over him, I just wish he was over me, I mean just look at these texts, winky frown? what does that even mean?" Wendy asked in confusion. "I don't know, so if you're over him does that mean you have a new boyfriend?" I asked curious "of course I am, meet my new boyfriend, dude" Wendy giggled as she grabbed a squeaky walrus toy, I chuckled "nice to meet you Wendy's new boyfriend" I joked then we laughed "hey Wendy?" I said "yeah?" She replied "wanna come mystery hunting with me, Mabel and soos tomorrow?" I asked "yeah dude I love doing junk with friends" Wendy smiled. "great I'll tell Mabel when I go back" I said smiling "yo, chadley, watch out!" Wendy said [screams] "well bye Wendy" I said "bye" Wendy replied

-the next day-

Dippers pov:
"Hey easy with that, it's genuine plastic" Stan shouted "and re-pave the cracks in the parking lot while you're at it, I don't want my car falling into china" Stan demanded. "Mr. Pines, what exactly caused all this damage?... I need to write a report" the head constructionist asked "uh, a big woodpecker, keep the change" Stan bribed the head constructionist as he give the man extra money "I'm winking under my eyepatch" Stan explained "works for me" The head constructionist replied and walked away. "Now where'd those kids run off to?" Stan questioned.

¿With the kids?

Dippers pov:
Mabel was standing in front of a tree with an open latch revealing a old invention then she started banging a pen on the lantern "thank you all for coming" she said excitedly "sure Mabel anything to help" I smiled softly "thanks Jake, anyway we're here to solve the number one mystery in gravity falls, who wrote this journal?" she said holding up journal number 3
I froze "Mabel can I have a look at that?" I asked "oh sure, it's yours anyway" she said as she tossed it to me, "I looked inside the hard cover and saw the words ~Nomen meum est Stanford Pines, si hoc habes aut aliquis es, ego vel frater meus confido penitus ne in manus iniuriae liber iste incidat.~ I then handed the book back to mabel, "anyway back to what I was saying, thirty years ago this mystery author vanished and left no clue on how to find him" Mabel said "but thanks to Jake, we may know how to find him" Mabel stated, then she turned on a black light, "this at the bottom of this tree, is where he might be" Mabel said giggling "we find the author, we get answers" Mabel explained, "now any ideas on how to get down?" Mabel asked "I have one, I'll try it and see what happens" I said as I climbed a tree with what looked like it had a lever inside of a branch, I grabbed it and pulled, then the ground started to move down into the earth, "hey guys? Don't worry about-"I said as the tree went inside the ground, then they all came down the stairs and we went through the tree door? If that's what it's called, "don't scare us like that again" Wendy said. "yeah dude" soos agreed "guys, remember whatever happens down here, you're not allowed to tell anyone" Mabel said "ok" I said as I winked and held out my pinkie "I pinkie swear that I won't tell another soul or I will swim with salty, moldy and overall disgusting Doritos and you can record me" I promised with a pinkie swear, "and now to seal it with a kiss" I said grabbing Mabel's thumb and pressing it against mine, " my brother did that as well" Mabel smiled sadly, then soos turned his hat backwards, afterwards Wendy did a zippy lippy gesture as Mabel would call it. "Well time to go explore" I smiled then I turned around "whoa" awed everyone behind me. "dude!" said Soos "this is so stupid cool" Wendy exclaimed, "kinda like a fallout shelter or something? Might have belonged to the author" I said, knowing the layout of this place as me and Stan discovered this place two weeks ago, "this is going over my bed." Wendy said as she ripped the warning fallout shelter posture from the wall, [chuckling] "my face feels fuzzy" Mabel claimed after she took her head out of a barrel, "looks like he was preparing for a disaster" I said, soos then opened the weapon closet and said "oh, my gosh. A shmez dispenser. I remember these things. What's that? Yes, I will have some of your old-timey face food." Then Soos opened the shmez dispenser and ate a bit of shmez candy [chomping] "Ew. Dusty" soos was disgusted then he ate another bit, "guys do you think this can was open recently?" I said knowing the shapeshifter was still on the loss, "the author might still be alive, down here." Soos replied "wait a minute" Wendy said staring at an old gravity falls map then ripped it off to reveal a ''secret" tunnel, "I think I know where he might have gone." She smirked. We all went into the tunnel, and ended up in the puzzle room of death, "oh, man. Was this place built in the past or the future?" Wendy questioned in confusion. "yeah. This room is way creepy" soos commented "not as creepy as my dead brothers Internet history" mabel morbidly joked, Mabel then tried to hit me on the back but I dodged and caught her turtle neck before she got us killed, "Mabel, know how it's my journal and I've read it multiple times, well if I didn't dodge and catch you then we would all either die and almost die" I explained as I avoided her gaze. "wait seriously!?" Wendy screeched. I nodded in confirmation, then pulled out the black light and the journal, and turned the black light on and said "everyone we need to find these four symbols to get out of this room" I walked over to one of the symbols and pressed it. Then the others found the other symbols, the door opened and we left through it "that was awesome, Jake" Mabel complemented.

Flip to Mabel's pov
"Huh?" I said as Wendy grabbed my arm and pulled me to a corner "Mabel do you have a crush on Jake?" Wendy asked me, I nodded "yes but-" I started but Wendy interrupted "then here let me give you a little help as she shoved me and Jake into a metal closet

Back to dippers pov
"Wendy let us out" Mabel shouted as she banged on the door "I'll let you out once you tell Jake that thing we talked about" Wendy replied "is this what i think it's about?" I asked "why, what do you think this is about?" Mabel asked
nervously "Mabel, you know I don't like you in that way and I'm gonna need you to move on, I'm sorry but the love I have for you is more like a sibling love" I explained, she nodded "ok...." she said murmured sadly, "hey comet, wanna check out a 'hidden' part of the facility?" I said hoping it would cheer her up "sure" she sighed, then I pulled the 'light switch' and entered the 'secret' lab "like it?" I asked "woah, did the author do experiments here or something?" Mabel asked, [growling] oh no, not again... I thought, Mabel then screamed and ran while I stayed still and waited for the shapeshifter, "hello again figura shifter" I greeted. "hello" It hissed menacingly, "why are you here again" it almost shouted "calm down, also don't try to attack or kill the humans that came down here" I stated as I walked away and then ran to find the others, when I found them mabel was crying her eyes out "what's going on" I asked [gasps] "Jake your alive!" Mabel shouted as she hugged me, "yeah, also why did you run?" I questioned faking confusion "the monster it was huge" she exclaimed "what monster?" I asked "the one that was coming our way!" she exclaimed "Mabel that was just a injured wild animal.... I stayed to help it" I said "really?!" She shouted embarrassed "also I met a guy back there but I don't think he's the author?" I said seriously, "are you sure?" Wendy asked "yup" I replied "I mean unless the guy has supernatural powers that make him live longer than the normal human lifespan" I stated "so yeah it's possible we are in danger" I replied "oh snap dude" soos commented "well let's go then guys" Wendy ordered, so we all started to run that was when the shapeshifter showed up "hello kids" it greeted creepily "just give me the journal and I'll let you go" it demanded "never" I hissed as my pupils turned into slits luckily for me, no one noticed "guys is that a freezing machine?" I whispered obviously knowing it was "yeah dude it is, quick throw the journal into it" Wendy advised while trying to get the Journal from my hands then the shapeshifter tackled me and took my form then grabbed the journal and tried to pretend they're me then I showed up, "give me back my journal" I barked while panting a little "guys that's the shapeshifter" it claimed, I tackled it "I'm sorry to say this but your really annoying" I muttered apologetically but also not really meaning it, Mabel then picked up an axe then grabbed the journal and tossed it to Wendy "can you hold this please" mabel asked Wendy "sure Mabel" Wendy replied, "alright, Who is the real Jake" Mabel shouted "I am" we said in unison, "Jake if it's really you give me a sign" Mabel pleaded, the shapeshifter blow a kiss, while I walked up to her "pinkie promise" I said grabbing her hand connecting our pinkies "and now to seal it with a kiss" I smiled as I put our thumbs together "Jake!" Mabel exclaimed happily then mabel hit the shape shifter with the axe that she had in her hand and then pushed it into the freezing machine as it started to freeze it said to mabel " this is the last form you will ever take" and turned into Mabel (at the party when she's agruing with candy & grenda) "good luck sleeping tonight" soos chuckled, "just don't look at it mabel" I advised "let's get out of here dudes" soos said then we left, "dude I think I'm a little adventured out for a little while." Soos said "my face hurts from doing this all day" soos states as he shows a scared face "yeah but you Gotta admit, we're all total heroes" Mabel said kinda happy, " hey, who wants to get some heroes breakfast, huh?" Soos asked "hm? Ever tried syrup on cereal?" I asked soos "Jake, your amazing" soos replied, "hey Jake" Mabel called out to me "hold on a sec soos, yeah little star?" I said, "sorry bout the whole thing" Mabel apologised, "wanna know something mabel? It's the reason I don't like girls in a romantic way" I said "what is it?" She asked "the reason why I don't like girls in a romantic way is because I'm gay" I admitted nervously then went up to Wendy "movie night but how bout at the shack this time?" I asked "sure" Wendy replied, "hey Mabel, sorry bout locking you and Jake in the closet" Wendy apologised "it's fine Wendy" Mabel said sadly.

Cut to Jake and Wendy sitting on stan's chair
Dipper's pov:
"Is it just me or does gravity falls to only have the worst movies?" I asked Wendy *your watching the gravity falls bargain movie showcase. Coming up next, The Widdlest Wampire. The Planet People Of Planet Planet! Help!My Mummy's A Werewolf! Attack Of The Exclamation Points!!! The Man With No Taste. Ghost Turtle. Help!My Mummy's A Werewolf Two: This Again.* "you want to never watch this channel again?" I asked Wendy and she agreed.