Dark humor jokes... Sorry if some are bad. But I've warned you...
°What’s similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking “my mom is gonna kill me”
°I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died… ” Are you still holding the ladder?”
° I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
°I was going to tell a dead baby joke but I decided to abort.
°One man’s trash is another Man’s treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
°Why is the USA bad at chess? They already lost 2 towers.
° “You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
Sorry for the 9/11 joke.... And the abortion joke...😭
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RandomA book of random thought, offensive jokes, dark humor, and cards against humanity
