-We eat pizza from the inside out
-If will smith made the shot on the Fresh Prince, there would be no show.
-If you live to be 70 years old, you will have lived 10 years on a Monday
-Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last time
-deaf people don't understand why farts are funny
-Its not possible for wolverine to get circumcised
-when we go running, we wear special clothes that show we aren't running from or to somewhere
-How is it that vampires look so neat and pretty and tidy, if they can't see themselves in the mirror?
-If you drop an oreo, you can safely eat 2/3 of it.
-What does the mirror look like if we don't look at it?
-Technically all potatoes are mashed when eaten
-If you did something "Like a boss", you would just hire someone else to do it.
-Mothers get one day, but sharks get a whole fucking week
-Can Chewbacca even say his own name...? Shouldn't it be Raaaarrrrwrrrrr?
-Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
-Nikola Tesla is best known for not being well known
-As Andy got older, his toys had to sit still and watch him masturbate...😮
-If you're the oldest person in the world, the entire population has changed before your very eyes.
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