You. Cannot ever truly face backwards on a set of stairs
How come glue doesnt stick to the bottle
How do we know the first person to make the calendar had the right day
And how the hell do male vampires get erections??? They're dead... There's no blood rushing to their dick to aid them
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RandomA book of random thought, offensive jokes, dark humor, and cards against humanity