Here are some random thoughts
Your wife is technically your ex girlfriend.
The word bed looks like a bed.
Tables wouldn't wobble if they had three legs.
The way you make a family isn't very family friendly.
James bond never once carried around any luggage.
Crystals actually heal if you have iron deficiency.
One day our parents put us down, and never again picked us up
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what the fuck
RandomA book of random thought, offensive jokes, dark humor, and cards against humanity
