1. if you drop an Oreo... you can still safely eat 2/3 of it
2. your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
3. the Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife
4. if you did something "like a boss" then you would realistically let someone else do it
5. in order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
6. wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary
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