random thoughts for food...:
1. No one will ever truly know what it smells like underwater...
2. people say that life is short, but its the longest thing you'll ever experience
3. why do we get in a car, but on a bus?
4. wet clothes are darker, even though water has no color
5. someone invented wifi without wifi
6. the way we treat moths vs. butterflies is a pretty good fucking example of pretty privilege.
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RandomA book of random thought, offensive jokes, dark humor, and cards against humanity