*[Season 2]* 〱Book 2 Of 4 〱
|Next Story After Fire and Flame|
Siblings live their own lives in the 60s until 2 of their members show up along with an upcoming apocalypse.
Shit.
Same Weird Family, New Weird Problems.
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Lilith and Five got up and walked in front of Luther, "The hell is wrong with you, Luther? I just told you the world's gonna end in ten days."
"Yeah, well, you're always saying that." Luther countered, causing Lilith to roll her eyes. Five held his arm stopping Luther, "And so far we've been right!" Five scolded.
"Look, you wanna go and save the world? Knock yourselves out. All right? I already got a job."
"Wait, you work in this shithole?" Five asked and Lilith slapped his arm, "You don't have to call every bar a shithole." She mumbled.
"Yeah. Well, my boss owns the place. I'm his body man." Luther told us. Lilith shook her head, "Of course you are."
"What's that? Like a masseuse or something?" Five turned to his wife and she chuckled, making him smirk.
"Okay, you two can make fun all you want," They both looked up at him, "but I take good care of Mr. Ruby." Luther informed.
"Yes of course you take care of hi-wait, Ruby?" Lilith asked looking back up at him, her smirk dropping, and Luther nodded. "The Jack Ruby?" Lilith asked, her voice going up a bit.
"The gangster who shot Oswald?" Five asked and Luther nodded smiling, "Yeah, the one and only."
"Why? Just, why?" Lilith asked herself as she sat on a stool.
"Well, it finally happened. That gorilla DNA has taken over your mind." Five muttered, his wife nodding in agreement.
"Hey, watch it, alright. Jack's a good friend." Luther defended.
"Luther, the man's a ticking time bomb." Lilith added, Five nodding.
"And you're number One. Numero Uno, remember?" Five added.
"There is no number One. Not anymore, not in 1963." Five scoffed as Lilith simply looked at Luther, glaring. "Look, I've been stranded here alone for a year, what did you expect?"
"I get it, all right? You watched Pogo die, the world exploded, and I marooned your big dumb ass in time. I'm sorry, okay? But I'm asking for your help Luther. We both are." Five said, motioning towards his wife. "The Umbrella Academy needs you."
"It doesn't need me. It never did." Luther sighed.
"Yes it does. It needs your annoying ass leadership and your big ass ego with the side of cockiness. I mean you're Diego and Five together except you got Diego's ego and a bit of Five's cockiness ." Lilith shrugged, Five glaring at her. Luther just shook his head as the waitress that Five 'flirted' with came over.
"Luther, honey, Jack's about to lose it on some halfwit. A little help?" She then turned to Lilith and Five as Lilith simply smiled at her, "Hi." She smiled back, "Hello." She then walked away and Lilith watched her walk away as she turned to the boys, "No wonder you flirted with her. She's adorable. Now I wish I said something." She frowned a bit and Five looked at her, "Your happily married, remember?" He asked, his hands in his pockets.
