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bonten's fuckers 😩

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
so
if i took
like 5 pills in a row
would i die?

koko 💰
yes????

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
right
well
nvm then

boss man 💪🏻
don't kill yourself
you are needed in
this team

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
"team"
you say it like we are
office workers
mmh yes
i love my coworkers
from in the office
that mister kurokawa
is a very good
business man

massive muscles 😍
what are u going on about
you sound like
idk
aN oFfIcE wOrKeR

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
was i meant to laugh?
this is why you get no bitches

massive muscles 😍
you literally said
you would fuck me
yesterday

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
don't remember that tbh
u must of dreamt it
awwww
you dream of me rinrin

massive muscles 😍
i despise u

koko 💰
why are u so triggered today

massive muscles 😍
what????
no im not

pigtails ✂️
you are acting like me
when i don't get
enough sleep

massive muscles 😍
AM I???
OH FUCK NO
I NEED TO GO
AND WORKOUT
TO LET OFF THIS
TRIGGEREDNESS

massive muscles 😍 has gone offline!

pigtails ✂️
why was he the most
stressed when i said that
im not even that bad
when im tired

kakucho 🧍🏻
yes you are👍🏻

pigtails ✂️
oh
right

y/n
hey besties
how are you all
on this fine afternoon

boss man 💪🏻
i am good y/n
i have been listening to
bohemian rhapsody
all day

y/n
banger song izana
but
that's not very criminal behaviour
i thought u would be
planning a great heist or something

old man 👨🏼‍🦳
we get the weekends off

bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
WE LITERALLY ARE
OFFICE WORKERS
IM LOOSING MY MIND

y/n
i like that work to free time ratio
how many holiday days
can you take off?

boss man 💪🏻
whenever i get sick
of seeing their faces
now that i think about it
its quite a lot🤔

y/n
mmmh right
what's the hourly pay?

boss man 💪🏻
ask koko
that's his job

y/n
koko.
tell me.
this is important.

koko 💰
we make our own money
from our businesses
and like money from the crimes we do
if u subtract the businesses
then the hourly rate is like
5k more or less
don't quote me on it
it's not that much but like
it keeps us surviving