toeman but older
mikey 👶
y/n
oi
hello???celebrity 🙄
now why the hell
would she reply
if shes on holidaymikey 👶
maybe bc she was tweeting???dragon 🐉
dont take this personally bro
but u can be kinda annoyingmichi ⏰
why would u say that
the dark impulses are gonna make a showmikey 👶
why must u all slander me 24/7pah 😧
u deserve it brobaji 👨🏻🏫
LMFAOOOObaji 👨🏻🏫 changed the group chat name to "mikey slander hours ⏰⏰⏰"
mikey 👶
FUCK OFFFFFFFbaji 👨🏻🏫
remember when mikey tried
to recruit takemichi
and then he called him his bitch
wtf was that about???mikey 👶
I NEVER SAID BITCH
I SAID FRIENDmichi ⏰
feel like that was more slander to me
then anythingkazu 🐝
mikey is an ipad kidcelebrity 🙄
mikey the type a guy to suck his thumb stilldragon 🐉
WITH THAT MANKY TOWEL😦😦😦michi ⏰
not the towel😭😭😭smiley 😈
mikey the type of guy
to still not be able to do his own hairdragon 🐉
mikey the type of guy
to listen to xxxtentaction
or lil peepy/n
mikey the type of guy
to interrupt my holiday
wait
someone has some words to speak
CAN YOU LOT SHUT UP
Y/N'S PHONE HASNT STOPPED
BUZZING
LIKE GET JOBSbaji 👨🏻🏫
is this the boyfriend 🙄☝🏻y/n
yes.
yes it is.baji 👨🏻🏫
U WANNA TALK ABOUT JOBS???
U MURDER PPL????
FOR A LIVING????
SURE U OWN A CLUB
AND I CANT LIE
ITS A NICE CLUB
I FUCK WITH IT
THE DRINKS ARE GOOD
THE MUSIC IS GOOD
I HAVE NO FAULTS WITH IT
ITS NOT A SHADY ESTABLISHMENTfuyu 🐈⬛
u did more compliments then insultsbaji 👨🏻🏫
AND U HAVE A NICE STYLE
AND I LIKE UR HAIR BRO
BUT U ALWAYS LOOK TIRED
LIKE GO TO SLEEP MY GUYkazu 🐝
what the fuck is going ony/n
oh
well
you cool too brobaji 👨🏻🏫
thanks bro
dont get y/n pregnant
im too young to be a unclefuyu 🐈⬛
now who said
u will be her child's uncle
im quite literally her brotherbaji 👨🏻🏫
ur not tho
u just happened to kn her
since you were babiesfuyu 🐈⬛
yeah
more reason for me to be the unclecelebrity 🙄
why are u arguing over this
weirdosmikey 👶
i rlly fancy a kfcmichi ⏰
me and hina just went and got kfcmikey 👶
idcmichi ⏰
ok dark impulses
whos the one single
and without kfc???
you.y/n
you lot are urh questionable
y/n has some odd friendsbaji 👨🏻🏫
u still here mfy/n
yeah
y/n has disappeared
so im just readingcelebrity 🙄
fairsfuyu 🐈⬛
so what does y/n
think of ur murderous tendenciesy/n
she doesnt rlly say anything bout itfuyu 🐈⬛
hmmm okay okay
how do u feel about y/n
being trapped in ur housey/n
i dont like how u said that
but
urhh
my boss
is just beung safe??mikey 👶
ur boss is a bitchdraken 🐉
HIS BOSS IS UR BROTHER????mikey 👶
and?
gigiyayaayyyeeeinui 🥛
this is why this gc is on dndkazu 🐝
nah fr
the girls are way funnier then this bsinui 🥛
fr
even yuzuha beat me down
yet shes cooler then everyone herecelebrity's stan 🙄
shes not cool
dont liekazu 🐝
YOU ARE A LIAR
AN ACTRESS
GO THE FUCK OUT HAKKAIcelebrity's stan 🙄
did u just...kazu 🐝
no i didnt.
shut up.draken 🐉
just realised
mikey wanted y/n's attention
and then said anythingmikey 👶
i wanted to kn
when she was coming home
so she can play mario kart w/ medraken 🐉
she beats u everytime
and u have a fit everytime
why do u want to play w/ hermikey 👶
BC IVE GOT BETTER I SWEARdraken 🐉
surea/n;
lil filler chapter
we are gonna go back to the holiday after i promise ☝🏻
thank you for reading!
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