maybe: suna rintarou
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today
9:56 p.m.
did you know it takes the nipple
approximately 7 seconds to get hard
after flicking it?
did you know your asshole has the
circumference of 9 inches so
hypothetically an adult raccoon can fit
up your ass?
did you know geiko can save you
15% or more on car insurance?
is it too soon to say i think
we are soulmates?
definitely not
pretty sure we're married
your response to my first
message proves it
pregnant too
wait
we didnt talk about having kids
you dont want kids?
i mean i do but rn?? i have like
8 kids with my homeboy aran
is it too soon to say i want a
divorce?
yes definitely
we've been married 66 years y/n
fuck, want 9 kids?
no... maybe
oh
L pull out game
OK BUDDY
L UTERUS
L DICK
L WOMAN
L MAN
UR AN ASSHOLE
OH IM AN ASSHOLE???
YES THATS WHAT I SAID
WELL TYPED
YEAH?
WELL UR A CUNT
BUT IF I WERE TO SAY THAT???
I WOULD CRY YOU FUCKFACE
UNORIGINAL😒
SAME GOES FOR YOU
...
...
*aggressively shits on the floor*
WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN THE FUCK DID—
IM SPEECHLESS😭😭
yes my method works great ik thanks
did you just change the subject?
yes
ok
one time i saved 14 kids from a 25 story building when i was on vacation because my family is rich but back to the story i carried them down 25 flights of stairs
oh yeah?
yeah
one time i saved 45 drowning puppies
when i was on my yacht that i bought
with my money and brought them back to shore and gave them all homes with my money
oh?
mhm
i have to pee
then go pee??
im too comfy
having a bladder is such a waste of time
if you go pee ill give you a forehead kiss
sprinting to the bathroom
good girl
nvm i have to shit
what.
those words do smt to me
and now im shitting
THEN STOP TOUCHINF YR PHONE
IM MOT ACTUALLY
OH
I WIUKDNT TELL YOU IF
I ACTUALLY WAS
UR RIGHT
IK I AM
anyways wyd
about to eat a snack
what snack
chuupets
i think we should have kids
YOU BIPOLAR ASS HOE
wait before that...
what's ur fav flavor of chuupet?
def strawberry but it depends
on the day cause sometimes its grape
yeah we can have kids
i'll tell aran to go fuck himself
LMAOOO
i think out friends should meet
nvm i realized how dumb that sounds
no no no it's a good idea
maybe for a later time tho
i wanna get to know you better
...ok
was that weird??
im sorry if it was
no no its not weird suna
im actually smiling at my phone
like an idiot
cute
STOP THIS MADNESS
ok ok
21 questions?
sure :)
what's ur fav color?
lavender
what about you?
isnt lavender just light purple?
my fav color is midnight purple
NO LAVENDER IS DIFFERENT
sureee
when's your birthday?
y/b
what about you?
january 25
so you're an aquarius?
yes
...ok🤨
ur literally y/s but ok
fav food?
tacos because yes
what's yours?
chuupets
always and forever
i should have known
fav season of the year?
autumn
why autumn?
its not too cold and not too hot
its perfect out
the colors are gorgeous and the storms
match the vibe
i just love it
what's ur fav season of the year?
spring
volleyball is more common around spring
spring is beautiful too
fav holiday?
halloween
i like dressing up and hanging with friends
its fun the candy is just a plus
what's urs?
christmas
the time of year brings me pure happiness for some reason
fuck snow tho
YES FUCK SNOW
only on christmas
FSFS
YOU ARE READING
no regrets - S.R
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