Hello everyone, gonna be honest with you. This book is just a little something on the side I will do for fun as well as other books in my drafts, I'm making this chapter because something terrible happened to me today and I almost did something terrible to myself. Plus I feel like we all need a good laugh, so please enjoy.
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Ruined my life!
M/n: you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes-
M/n: (Macaque) you hot topic wannabe-
M/n: (Wukong) and you blue gumball son of a bitch!
M/n: you have done nothing but destroyed my life, I HOPE YOU BOTH DIE!
Bow down
Yuki: I will never bow down to anyone. Honestly people who bow down to others are idiots-
M/n: Oi, mind getting the remote? I dropped it-
Yuki: *bows down with remote* yes my king.
Idk how I did it
Red son: *thinks about mk* hey Yuki?-
Yuki: just because I'm with m/n doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Washing machine
M/n: hey Mk?
Mk: yeah?
M/n: can a person breath inside of a washing machine?
Mk:
Mk: where's monkey king?
Fight
Sandy: your son was in a fight.
Wukong: oh no! That's terrible!
Macaque: did he win?
Don't die!
Red sim: *coughs up blood*
Mk: don't die red son!
Red son: don't tell me what to do!
Garbage day
Macaque: tomorrow's garbage day
M/n: I can't believe they made a whole holiday dedicated to you!
Calm down-
Yuki: why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Yuki: ask me to kill for you.
M/n:...first of all, calm down-
Kiss you
Red son: I want to kiss you
Mk, not paying attention: what?
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New friends, new home, new adventure's
RandomBeing the son of Sun Wukong and Macaque is more tiring than anyone will ever think. No one knows you exist just like your father(Macaque) who had left you with your other dad, it's not like you hate it or anything it's just that sometimes your dad w...
