The Life of Things

Deodorant

I'm deodorant.

I'm not one of those complaining things. I just go with the flow.

But even with my chill personality, I do have a few issues with my life.

On hot, humid says is when I am used the most. People take my lovely hat off, which I do not appreciate, and shove my face in their sweaty pits! Like how gross is that?!

Especially the people with bad body odor. Those people stink!

But I help them with their stinky pits and make them smell delightful so that they can go on a date in peace or not be teased by their friends.

And I feel accomplished and kind for doing that.

So your welcome humans for becoming something that replaces your stench with a lovely fragrance.