enemies to lovers shit · saiou (discontinued)

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"wait so you do-"

"miu say one more dumbass thing and i redirecting your asshole." shuichi said.

"DUDE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????"

"..I hate you all." Kirumi said, looking up from korekiyo who she had just thrown.

"YOU JUST THREW ME??"

"and..I'd do it again.."

"wtf is wrong with you people??"

"you should be asking yourself that," shuichi said, turning to kokichi.

"god, i hope you .. tch, whatever."

"No no, you hope i what?"

"fuck off."

"answer the question."

"shut up and burn." he said, grumbling.

"fuck you too."

"shut up you decomposing cow shit."

"HE'S WHAT??"

"look at him!" kokichi said, holding his arms out like he did nothing wrong.

"you look like a toddler, please shut the hell up."

"you look like a 6ar6ie remix."

"you look like a off–brand ender man."

"okay now that was unnecessary." kaede said.

"shut up kaede!" they both said.

"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??"

"WHO ELSE WOULD WE BE TALKING TO?"

angie's eye twitched as she looked at rantaro who was trying not to laugh.
"guys, i think you should quit it, an–"

"KAEDE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANT HILL."

angie turned to shuichi, grabbing his hair.
"hey. angie needs you to shut the fuck up before she goes bonkers."

"let.my.hair.go."

"or what."

"just wait till tenko isn't here, I'm gonna throw your ass to fucking america."

angie grinned.
"fine."

"can y'all like not." miu said.

"can you like shut the fuck up."

"okay, calm your man tits down, i don't know if this is because koki— chi doesn't like you anymore but you need to calm your ass down." miu said, even with kokichi stomping on her foot.

"nobody cares if he doesn't like me anymore, fuck off bitch."

"i mean, you are getting a little defensive over it.." korekiyo said.

"who asked you to speak?"

"are you suggesting that i need permission to speak? im not a sub, sh—"

"WHAT??"

"woah woah woah." gonta said, holding his hand out.

"GONTA??"

"okay - gonta is like this because of trauma, that does not mean he is not innocent." gonta said.

"it's also because the game made him as such.."

"i mean yeah but your extremely closeted."

"well okay but gonta hangs out with miu, kokichi, rantaro and kaede. there's no way he could be innocent after talking to them for even 15 minutes."

"WHY ME??" kaede said.

"why NOT you??" kirumi said.

"kirumi, please shut the fuck up."

"unless you want to starve, i suggest you watch your mouth."

...

"miu."

..

"miu, don't."

"can you.." she started.

"miu...."

"can you..talk to me like that to—"

"MIU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOUR SUCH A WH—"

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"korekiyo, can you pass the salt?" kaede asked, looking dead at him.

korekiyo turned his body to her, looking dead into her eyes.

"was it fun tap dancing on those keys?" miu immediately started choking on her food.

"how's your trust issues going?" she asked.

"baby, you went out with a ding, do not try me." he said.

"OMG"

"how you kill someone for your sister and then she kills you. that's top ten anime betrayals at it's finest."

"baby you got replaced by a emo who nearly had a breakdown over a box of cereal. do not."

"okay and? talk to me when you aren't having heat strokes."

"talk to me when you can speak without having a whole coughing fit, love."

"better yet, talk to me when your boyfriend isn't taken by a guy who's barely taller than dora." kaede let out and audible gasp while most around them were wheezing.

"OMG."

"you guys are insufferable.." kirumi said.

"shut up kirumi, i can see you giggling behind that napkin."

"rantaro, shut the fuck up and go play seesaw with korekiyo."

"okay now last time i checked you thought you had a country to save, climbed up a thorny vine, got sliced and diced multiple times just to reach the top, then you thought you made it out alive but it turns out it was a paper. do not play."

"okay but how you turned out the bed the ultimate survivor and ended up dying first. how does that work?"

"okay and? at least i still did something unlike you. you joined the game, fed us and did tasks for us but that's literally the only thing you did."

"aaannnddd????? you were still eating my chocolate biscuits up like it was your last meal?? and it quite literally was?"

"AAANNNDDD?? at least i made it to freedom once. shawty said "I WILL NOT DIIEEE" and still died from fall damage like girl please."

kirumi gasped and miu slammed her hand on the table, cackling.

angie just blinked, her mouth wide open.

"angie close your mouth. your pizza is about to fall out."

"SHUTTHEHECKUPYOUREGINAGEORGEREJECT"

"see now personally.." kokichi turned to miu.

"I wouldn't go for that."

"you go for anything."

"shut up, your waifu died oj the first round💀"

"JWOAMMWNHFEGFR"