BORUTO
He'd glare at them and kiss you in front of them, also taking you away.
SHIKADAI
They wouldn't.
SHINKI
He's in the Land of Wind, you think he can do anything? Since he can't, you'd beat his ass.
INOJIN
They got covered in ink.
DENKI
They just got coconut mauled, bro.
IWABE
He beat their ass and took you home, also kissing you and leaving.
MITSUKI
He'd tap their shoulder from afar and give them a creepy smile and say "She's mine" in a calm voice.
KAWAKI
Murder.