Tom: "Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke." Y/n: "Okay, but what is updog?" Abraxas: "Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish." Nott: "Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released." Avery: "No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden." Rosier: "Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in the Forbidden Forest." Tom: "That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs." Nott: "You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current." Abraxas: "No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway." Y/n: "What's a henway?" Tom: "Oh, about five pounds."
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FanfictionRiddle Era, Marauders Era, and Harry potter Era. This will include Y/n Celina Black aka Y/n Lily Potter Scamander (all eras), Tom Riddle (Riddle Era), Abraxas Malfoy (Riddle Era), Nott (Riddle Era), Avery (Riddle Era) Rosier (Riddle Era), James Pott...