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Tom: "We need to distract these guys, or we're never leaving here." Y/n: "Leave it to me. Wait, why do you need them distracted?" Tom: "I'm trying to create a horcrux." Y/n: "Don't." Y/n walks into the great hall. Y/n: "Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects! Discuss!" All the houses immediately begin arguing. Tom: "I said distract them. Not start a war." y/n: "Did I not go far enough? Everyone who agrees with that statement sit on the right side of the room; everyone who doesn't sit on the left! Throwing food is encouraged! Attacking from the inside is also encouraged!" The students immediately start throwing food. The Death Eaters and teachers are watching in horror. Thinking: "Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all." Y/n: "It worked." Tom: "I guess so."

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