Y/n: "So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked..."
Hermione: "I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!"
Cedric: "In your pantry!"
Y/n: "Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?"
Hermione: "Is your friend here?"
Y/n, motioning to Sirius: "Yeah."
Hermione, to Sirius: "You're a monster! Words MEAN things!"
Luna: "Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-"
Y/n looks confused at her.
Luna: "HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!"
Arguing continues. Y/n shrugs.
Luna: "NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN!"
Everyone else: "No."
Luna, to Hermione and Draco: "YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS!"
Hermione: "YAAAAAAAAY!"
Draco: "THE PRESTIGE!"
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