The Marauders are over at James's house. Y/n: "Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?" James: "...N-No..." Sirius, laughing: "How many ovens do you think he has?" Y/n, motions to the kitchen. Y/n: "Three, I thought!" James: "I see a-" Sirius is motioning to one device. James: "This is a microwave." Y/n: "Oh, well I-" Sirius: "Hey wait wait, actually- hang on-" He fiddles with the buttons on the microwave. James, amazed: "It's got a bake setting!" Remus: "Ohoho, you learn something new every day!" Peter: "Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?" James: "Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!" Y/n looks shocked. James: "I am someone who owns four ovens..." James, louder and way too happy: "I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS..." Sirius and Y/n are giggling. James: "I didn't know I was so rich with ovens..." Y/n, pointing to another appliance. Y/n: "Also the toaster oven!" Sirius: "Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!" James, fucking ECSTATIC: "I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!" Fleamont: "What's with all the yelling?" Y/n: "James just found out he has five ovens." Fleamont: "It's nothing, Euphemia. The boys are being stupid again!"
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FanfictionRiddle Era, Marauders Era, and Harry potter Era. This will include Y/n Celina Black aka Y/n Lily Potter Scamander (all eras), Tom Riddle (Riddle Era), Abraxas Malfoy (Riddle Era), Nott (Riddle Era), Avery (Riddle Era) Rosier (Riddle Era), James Pott...
