Y/n: "Tom. I have a question." Tom: "If you bite something and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous." Y/n: "What if it bites me and it dies!?" Abraxas: "Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Y/n, learn to listen." Rosier: "What if it bites itself and I die?" Y/n: "That's voodoo." Avery: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?" Y/n: "That's correlation, not causation." Rosier: "What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?" Nott: "That's kinky." Tom: "Oh my God." Why are they, idiots?
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FanfictionRiddle Era, Marauders Era, and Harry potter Era. This will include Y/n Celina Black aka Y/n Lily Potter Scamander (all eras), Tom Riddle (Riddle Era), Abraxas Malfoy (Riddle Era), Nott (Riddle Era), Avery (Riddle Era) Rosier (Riddle Era), James Pott...
